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Gandalf merrily blowing a smoke ring and sending a smoke ship sailing through the ring directly into the young mother and child sitting across from him on the subway
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*john wilson narrating the zapruder film* so you decide to uh…go for a drive. but not, not everyone…thinks that’s a good, uhh, idea
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KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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maybe this is just sour grapes, but whatever: i feel like the people who are picked to come out of the seats and play are always the same rotating group of guys. i’ve been to a lot of nba games and i’ve never been picked
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the Dalai Lama has issued a public apology after video surfaced of His Holiness hitting R2-D2 with a stick
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good call going with a football on the super bowl trophy. these guys are gonna love that
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Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes
Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting
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SAUL GOODMAN: And if you were to come into contact, or even prolonged proximity with fentanyl, it would trigger a reaction?
COP: That’s correct.
SAUL GOODMAN: Would you reach into your left coat pocket and tell the court what’s there, please?

















