A Q-Grade Internet Celebrity who explains history and science by day & thirst traps by night (sometimes nsfw). Official Steel Ball Run Completionist 🏇 ⚨

Joined August 2015
Howdy, y'all! You can now watch my 2 hour documentary chronicling my great cross-country adventure over on Youtube, I hope you enjoy! ☆𓃗 ℧ youtu.be/30bQ3HCcKnY?si=jaLm…
And so it ends… At 12:15:29 pm at Trinity Church, NYC, I completed the Steel Ball Run race. It took me 24 days, 23 hours, 52 minutes & 29 seconds. I traveled over 4,825 miles across America 🇺🇸 It was genuinely life changing :’) Expect a YouTube video detailing it all soon ⭐️🐴
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Spreading the word around the world! Get my new book at amazon.com/Final-Inoculation…
My long time friend @cmkosemen sent me his latest book The Final Inoculation along with a physical copy of his famous All Tomorrows Super excited to read it! He’s not only an amazing visual artist but a brilliant storyteller. Genuinely one of the most creative people I know 📖
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On my way to Olympus
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My long time friend @cmkosemen sent me his latest book The Final Inoculation along with a physical copy of his famous All Tomorrows Super excited to read it! He’s not only an amazing visual artist but a brilliant storyteller. Genuinely one of the most creative people I know 📖
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Y’all ready for White Pucci tomorrow? 😃
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Pucci if Green Dolphin Street Prison was in Wisconsin instead of Florida
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Spooky Guys 2026 Can you identify them all?
Drew some spooky faces from various places 🎃 Can you identify them all?
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Monsterquest episodes are being posted on Youtube with Ai slop thumbnails
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New episode of the Plastic Plesiosaur Podcast! Me and Miles discuss the Holy Grail, the Hillbilly Beast of Kentucky, and Sasquatch Sounds! Catch us on Spodify, Youtube, and other platforms (Links below)...
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my dad apparently watched my bigfoot livestream which means that he heard me talk about my pronouns and has yet to comment
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I’m sorry to contradict you, Araki, but I refuse to believe Diavolo would wear ugly plaid boxers. His ass is either wearing some Italian design shit or nothing
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Average Billy and Elizabeth interaction:
This movie made me feel a level of disgust towards the evil of humanity that I immediately told my friend “I want to throw up” when it ended 5/5
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I asked about the giant murder wall
I’m the mf who asked like 5 different questions at the Caligula: The Ultimate Cut screening
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According to the editor, it was not in the original script. The scene was supposed to be a less grand gladiatorial combat, but the set designer wanted to do his own thing. The screenwriter apparently got upset at the giant machine & complained “They didn’t have the technology!”
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I got back in my latex catsuit for the first time in months the other night. Need to pace myself on posting pics bc they’re kinda crazy 😵‍💫
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Late night activities
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