Orion the Christmas Bear

While this life of mine was filled with strife from the divine... yeah, it really wasn't bad at all. ☆Fate RP ☆MVRP ☆Info Below

I love it when beautiful women finally become apathetic to it all. ????? Yes they were????? Have you felt your shirts?????

If its really endeared you to such a degree then you should finally just let me bathe with you. . . . You have comfortable shirts in there okay!!!! Like a blanket!!!!

You're the worst master I've ever had IN MY LIFE!!!!!

THE DRYER DID NOT KILL ME BUT I LOOK STUPID AS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!

I'm going to end my life in new and innovative ways that'll haunt you for at LEAST 30 years.

Man, I got stuck for almost two weeks!!!!! I'm finally free and ready to see more total babes in bikinis!!!!

(Got in trouble and is currently dangling from the ceiling) Somebody PLEASE get me down from here.

Then I'll stay in dream land forever!!!!

Hey, hey. We're getting close to total babes again right. Come on, its like I can taste it!

What can I say, hot stuff. I make things unfair across the board.

Every vote in the world is just a popularity contest, sweet cheeks. So yes!

Not a chance. More people wanna fuck you than they do me so of course I'll be the loser here.

Man its chaos all the way down, huh.

I think I'm a little better for just being a sex pest.

The debuff I get from resisting it will do almost nothing to me.

I'm judging like crazy no matter the expression.

Notice how I get away even in the video.

How the hell do I look at you then, man.