100% unauthorized, vague & cryptic. When I tweet, a bishop kicks in a stained-glass window. На русском языке, bahasa Indonesia, og norsk også. कूटनीतिज्ञ.
Oslo, Norway
Joined June 2009
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Watching #WorldCup2026 games on SBS with Australian commentary is surreal...like discovering lost scenes from #MadMax
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I’m going to write a script for a horror movie that takes place entirely in a @Dulles_Airport #PeopleMover.
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Calm down #MicrosoftAutoUpdate, there's no way you have six things. You haven't innovated in YEARS.
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I dunno, Galadriel just seems so....*scripted*
"The Dark Lord Sauron has promised to lower prices. No, he has not shared any strategy on how he aims to accomplish this, but it’s more about the way he says it. Also, the fact that he has run a successful enterprise in Mordor makes me trust him."
mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-a…
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via @NYTimes “Now you be careful, Jayden” nytimes.com/2024/08/28/world…
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And so the journey begins... nytimes.com/2024/06/06/us/po…
It’s disappointing that the #MadMax sequel #MadMaxFuriosa chose to mostly focus on her, instead of showing us Steve Bannon’s journey to becoming Immortan Joe.
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It’s disappointing that the #MadMax sequel #MadMaxFuriosa chose to mostly focus on her, instead of showing us Steve Bannon’s journey to becoming Immortan Joe.
Exactly right.
"Sunday is Wednesday (except Wednesday now lasts three weeks and involves picking up vomit)."
mcsweeneys.net/articles/days…
This is what everyone and everything on LinkedIn looks like to me.
instagram.com/reel/C6ocmyBxE…
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Just realized that @depechemode's "Enjoy the Silence" is about parenting small children #EnjoytheSilence #IfOnlyICould
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