@TrollsComedy

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 In your mind.
Joined November 2014
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“you better not fall asleep” me: trust me I won’t I’m not even tired *10secs later*
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When they think they hurt me
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if this ain't me... 😂
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Everytime
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"What's your GPA?"
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i laughed at this scene as a child but this is literally how i deal with life now
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When your friends make plans and dont include you
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Friend: “Are u going to travel anywhere this summer?” Me:
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this is real 😂
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how does this make you feel?
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friends: you need to drink less me:
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friend: *replies to my text in a slightly different tone and with no emojis* me: "you're tired of me aren't you"
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me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me
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me: *takes 4 depression naps during the day and manages to fall asleep again at night and sleep in and wake up late as hell*
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Mood
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me after laughing at my own jokes
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When ur mad at bae but he says something funny
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when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
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family: *insults my friends* *insults my outfits* *insults my weight* *insults my priorities* family: why don’t you talk to us?
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