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Time ain’t no joke.

San Francisco
Joined December 2011
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Light attracts life.
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Coffee but coffeeier.
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If you hate reading, you just haven’t found a book interesting enough for you. Once you find it, your eyes will devour the words like food as if they were mouths.
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Settle down Turbo-tax notifications.
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If time doesn’t exist then why am I always late?
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My husband and I called my sweet, 85-year-old grandma to tell her I got a new job. She congratulated us, talked for a bit, and then hung up. Later she called me to say I should open a secret bank account and never tell my husband about it. My grandma is fierce.
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Loving the way it’s unfolding.
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I like the people who get real occasionally.
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Rivers and stars and beautiful thoughts. That's where I found myself.
Mad respect to the athletes who fall, who crash and burn, enduring the physically & mentally painful, and heartbreaking lows. Nothing but admiration for their perseverance and grit. #Olympics2026
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y'all be angry as hell because you don't be eating your fruits and vegetables and drinking your water
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How old am I? Wtf is labubu???
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Whales and chill?
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I love October bedtime 🥱
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Do you have an inner monologue, ie can you actually hear your thoughts out loud, in your mind?
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4 votes • Final results
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Damn Corey Booker, ok!!
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Real is starting to become the most valuable thing we can offer anyone.
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in case of emergency breakdance
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