What an absolute farce. Scoring goals against shite German teams and never turning up for big games is what wins you a Balon d'Or apparently.

This may be the most embarrassing thing I have seen in my life. He got called fat and reacts like this.

Bacon Fries in an MCU show, madness #VisionQuest

Man City deserved to win this game

Semenyo has been so wasteful. I think City could be level if it weren't for him

This is one of the best games ever!

Ooh the SDS lads throwing a sly dig at @PitchSideTweets

Apparently Liverpool are "playing well". Can't imagine how shit they have been this season so far then because today they have one sweet fuck all so far.

Can you imagine if Spurs nicked it

Man United have a guardian angel today. Should be 5-0 down but are 1-0 up against 10 men

Chavarria has been amazing!

Let's see how we react. One thing we NEED to improve on is how we handle setbacks like conceding. We need to learn to not panic

The corners man...

Like what you do for Ronaldo?

Lol

Time to kill the game!

Thoughts at HT. - Dropped a gear after 30th min or so, they have been better since. - Joao Pedro been quiet, but I like that he's been off it yet I'm happy with the performance. - Josh/Pep been briliant! - Caicedo back is huge, gives us so much in terms of freedom on the pitch!

Pedro Neto is not a player I have been fond of for the past 2 years. But he has been improved so much under Xabi and it's still early in the season. Happy for him.

Usually really enjoy @SirayahShiraz's questions but felt the one yesterday about Josh was such a wasted question. He's had very decent minutes this season.

Politics does not belong in sports.