45th President of the United States of America. Schwing! (This is a parody account by @btmclaughlin and @mattkoff.)
Washington, DC
Joined May 2017
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SAD!
Oh man. @kristenschaaled and I would go there weekly to buy props for @HotTub_Show back in the day. I’ve spent so many hours in there, just wandering around, fascinated at the thousands of masks, props, pranks, gag gifts and fake poop. RIP
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Sprockets Man Mike Myers wanted to “complete” the BEHIND SCHEDULE “Axe Murderer shoot” AND stay in the SNL cast. Tried to have it “both ways”- ..... .... LIKE A DOG!
See you in D.C.
It's #DaveChappelleDay in DC! Last year, to recognize Dave receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, I proclaimed October 27th as Dave Chappelle Day in the District of Columbia.
Big Time Hothead Mandy Patinkin has finally "APPEARED" on @WTFpod - A GREAT DAY FOR OUR COUNTRY!
“I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then thought, 'I feel good about that .'” @JimGaffigan True!
The Two Lovers, Grinnin’ Dave Foley and Boxin’ Amy Mann, are no longer together. IT WASN’T MEANT TO BE!
Strummin' Amy Mann wrote the "hit" SAVE ME about Grinnin' Dave Foley, but ZERO songs about Sultry Scott Thompson. .. UNFAIR!
MUST BE LOOKED INTO!
today I learned that Aimee Mann’s “Save Me” was written about Dave Foley thecurrent.org/feature/2012/…
No Flippin’ Gary Schandling GOT DEPRESSED after the “commercial failure” of What Planet are You From ........ NOT GOOD!
MUST BE LOOKED INTO!
.@AndyRichter's little sister was a little disappointed when Conan didn't show up to her New Year's Eve party. youtu.be/u6ZoBGupYJQ #ConanClassic
