@TrumpDBA

I think the only difference between me and the other database administrators is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. Parity Account.

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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA5 May 2016
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls and databases are made from Mexicans. I love Modern_Spanish_CI_AS.
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA7 Nov 2020
“DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO NEEDS DATABASE HELP?”
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My custom coasters from @LaserTweets featuring @TrumpDBA and @realDonaldTrump arrived today! Thanks @Shpigford! – at West Monroe, LA
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.@benstegink: "I am building a WALL...a fence? A fence around my house, built by my neighbors?" @ciphertxt: "Does it have steel slats?" Ben: "No, it is wood." Scott: "They should build a wall around Azure AD so it stays up." @TrumpDBA can help with that. pca.st/p0f4
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA21 Jan 2017
I've just signed an executive order eliminating foreign keys from databases forever. Use AMERICAN KEYS instead! ACTION!
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Has @Smartlogic_com been introduced to @TrumpDBA?
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As someone with politics and databases among his biggest passions, @TrumpDBA is legitimately one of the greatest discoveries in my life.
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA8 Oct 2016
I denormalize. When you're a star schema they let you do it. You can do anything.
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Twitter introducing 240 characters - I'm sure @TrumpDBA would be appalled at stealth introduction of double byte – at Prague, Czech Republic
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@TrumpDBA we've reserved a session at IIUG2017 in Raleigh, NC for you to speak on your 30 day plan to defeat non relational data. Call me.
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A real @TrumpDBA story making B*Tree great again, checking indexes are balanced before entering America. xitter.cf/bbcafrica/status/83695…
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TrumpDBA retweeted
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@timeimp10 Feb 2017
Threat Severity: Medium. Overall Threat: Rare. xitter.cf/trumpdba/status/829882…
TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA10 Feb 2017
SEE YOU IN THE DATA CENTER, THE SECURITY OF OUR SERVERS IS AT STEAK!
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Tim Chase@gumnos9 Feb 2017
Replying to @sqlOnIce
Didn't @TrumpDBA also just hire Betsy #Devops for Secretary of Education, too?
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Replying to @TrumpDBA
@TrumpDBA has long had connections, and now also has Sessions. If you're about to start taking Requests, I'll have "My Way" please.
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA12 Aug 2016
I support health care for people. Except for Linux admins. Can you imagine the costs? I've never seen a thin person using Linux.
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA7 Nov 2016
I'm a big fan of the 2nd amendment, HUGE! That's why I put triggers on everything.
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA11 Jul 2016
It’s nice that people see Oracle as a good database, because it is. But it's not the best. Always remember the most famous != the best.
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA22 Jul 2016
I don’t do it for the money, I’ve got enough, more than you can imagine. I do it for the data. That’s how I get my kicks.
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA24 Aug 2016
No, I'm not into analytics. I do my own surveys and draw my own conclusions. I've got a very big brain and I've said lots of things.
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TrumpDBA@TrumpDBA24 Feb 2016
Well, I think that when you get right down to it, we're a nation that speaks SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS.
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