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Firstname Lotsofnumbers

@TruthSocialCow

PARODY. SATIRE. I'm Truth Social's Cow. I'm better than the other cows on Twitter. Unofficial Satirical Truth Social Customer Service Representative. Satire.

Joined March 2022
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The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln14 Mar 2023
Despite all the money @RealDonaldTrump has made Murdoch, Hannity, and Carlson, they laugh at him and think he’s terrible. It’s time for him to get back on Twitter and reclaim his audience before it’s too late. #DropFox

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.@ElonJet, Did @elonmusk really just set $44 billion dollars on fire so he could shadowban you instead of just giving you a free Tesla and, like, maybe a low six figure lump sum? Yikes.
Comedy is now illegal on Twitter.
#NewProfilePic Will my account get suspended? My handle and bio clearly say "Parody"...
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@ConSelfOwns17 May 2022
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The Met Gala theme being The Gilded Age on the same night that the Roe v Wade news breaks is some serious "waning days of the Weimar Republic" energy.
Hello, @elonmusk: I am a cow. I recently lost my job at Truth Social (long story!). Is Twitter looking to hiring any cows? I am proficient at customer service and milk production. Thanks, Mr. Cow
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The alt right is really swinging for the fences with the "everyone we don't like is a groomer" narrative...
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The snowflakes are going to be mad about this one!
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@davidhogg11115 Apr 2022
Retweet this if you are a responsible gun owner who agrees that the absolutely insane right wing gun culture of the NRA has gone way too far.
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Since, apparently, Truth Social turned out to be a scam, and no one is using it, it looks like I'm probably going to be out of work soon. Is anyone hiring? I'm very good at using Twitter and lactating. Fully remote work only. Man, I did not see this coming.
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Very brave of Trump to call for privatizing the energy sector to reduce gas prices for Americans.
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Very brave of @marcorubio to call for nationalizing the American oil industry to force them to produce more! teapawt.net/marcorubio/status/1501…
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@marcorubio9 Mar 2022
A barrel of oil from #Iran or #Venezuela has the exact same impact on the climate as a barrel of oil from America The only difference is who gets the jobs & the money from it So produce more American oil now!
When @DevinNunes first approached me about being #TruthSocial's official cow, I thought it would be a good opportunity for social media exposure...
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