DJ Valentine

It's the #Halloween Episode of The Simplistic Reviews podcast youtu.be/oplFZ1vnquw?is=J-Sw…

The final 10-minute scene of the latest episode of #Mobland was so good...after I watched it, I rewound it to the beginning and watched it again in its entirety. I can't remember when I did that last with a show. Penguin? I think not since Penguin.

One of the bests Star Trek moments ever. Gonna miss Stewart.

Tel just torched Chelsea single-handed.

Tom Hardy....is so goddamn good. I've been waiting two seasons for Harry to snap. This is the closest we've gotten so far...and it was glorious.

Yes...please!

Pretty much the @premierleague in a nutshell

Tottenham dominated the entire game....now down 1-nil. Tottenham always gonna Tottenham.

People who hate comic books making a comic book show for people who hate comic book. That was #Lanterns What I thought it would be...what it was...what it always was.

The #MiamiHeat are back to looking like a problem for the rest of the league.

Guilty on all but one count. Man City....bunch of cheats.

That final scene with Neagley and Reacher was so good. These two characters should be Mainstays for a very long time. #Neagley #Reacher

Opposing fans were stunned after Gabriel missed that pen vs PSG, his shirts sales went up. It's cuz Arsenal fans know what opposing fans don't. Gabriel is a man. Loves the club. Tuesday Gabriel's likely successor makes an error, he bails him out then encourages him after. Legend.

This is a masterclass by the technical director.

There is only one keeper in the world better than David Raya....and it's a debate. World Class. #Coyg

Bombaclot!!!

I had high hopes this year for @Arsenal. Really bought into the talk of the owners, the manager and the sporting director's talk about building a dynasty. This summer has proved that one title is all they wanted. And now they are happy to just be a top 4 club. Embarrassing.

Special Thanks to Heather Baxendale-Walsh for an amazing performance in our opening sketch of this month's Simplistic Reviews podcast. youtu.be/Cp1mRECOesI

Well, that's my 3. I typically give a show, no matter how bad I think it is, 3 episodes before I give up on it. And I've completed my 3 episodes of Lanterns. Thank Christ I'll never have to watch another second of this horrid show again. Worst show I've seen since Alien: Earth.