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Pornifornia
Joined March 2010
Chocolate, sex and laughter are all essential to a healthy brain.
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Save water, shower together.
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Let's get naked.
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What is a sex drive? Where is it going? Does it even have a license?!
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Let's lay in bed all day and trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge.
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How do you wrap a blowjob? Asking for a friend..
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:¨·.·¨: ♡. `·..im so :¨·.·¨: `·..in love :¨·.·¨: `·..with :¨·.·¨: `·..butts ♡.
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One orgasm is never enough.
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Friends share secrets. BFFs share dicks.
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Retweet if you've touched some boobs today.
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Blow jobs and day jobs.
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Retweet if you're horny.
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When I turn 69 I'll just sit and laugh for an entire year.
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Anal sex is like trying to plug your phone charger in at night, it may take a few tries to get it in right, but once it's in, it's in.
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Replying to @Tube8
“We hope so; we are on all the best sites, Tube8, Redtube, Youporn, and of course Pornhub” 🤗 — Max & Cherry 🍒
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fappy st patricks day🍀
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You can't fix stupid, but you can definitely sleep with it.
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Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror😏
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It's anal o'clock! Lube up.
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Pussy makes me happy.
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