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long term unemployment could be extremely beneficial for me

experiencing flashbacks on my bike ride

people are saying they saw the damn daniel tweet

just left another one star review

i want to tweet something about an absurd interaction i’d have with my parole officer but i haven’t thought of the perfect situation yet

how many crushes do you have

it all starts again tomorrow

feeling emo lately

which tastes better

do you still have me as “Tumsformen Hinge” in your phone?

overcoming a social media addiction by falling in love and becoming distracted by the relationship probably goes so hard

they’re using me as a resource

Walgreens employees all have a very specific personality profile

i want a wedding in a dollar general

an acting career is genuinely possible for me

when you low key have a concept of a plan

just decided i’m sending my kid(s) to summer camp

you can still have a 20th century life in 21st century new york

people used to set household regulations for “television hours”