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USA/Canada dual citizen. In love with and engaged to @Melaniemay79 USCG (ret). A perfect idiot. TCCC-Paramedic. BJJ 4 stripe brown belt. Boxer. #teamironwill

United States
Joined October 2022
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Replying to @BudLightSadness
“The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed”
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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The sheer audacity of someone arguing with me over a rope recovery system not giving a mech adv is insane. Certified high angle rescue, rope rescue, certified rigger, crevasse rescue, ITRA certified rope rescue and rigger, certified technical rescue. Dude was out of his element
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Love this tournament.
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I’d like a Shadow Systems.
Rascal is still out there and radios in when he can, or when he decides to, rather 😉. This week he thought a handy @ShadowSysUSA in tiger stripe my do the trick. Sometimes you have to wander back into town to resupply camp and you don't always need a big bore. Thanks, as always, to @SummRidge for helping foot the bill for this week's piece! As always FOLLOW US & @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY to this post to enter. I wish each and everyone of you the best of luck and thank you all for helping us spread the word of our small family business!
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Welcome to eastern NC where the temperature today was in the mid 90’s, but the humidity was at “Hinges on the Gates of Hell” level. It has been a bad bag day. Gold Bond stopped working about 9am.
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Alligator River. National Wildlife Refuge. Taking a ride a at dusk to see some black bear.
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Obviously I will be broke once I finish the restoration work on this L-82 C3 Corvette. There will be more in it than it’s worth. But… it was my Pops and sentimental value means more than anything.
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Lots of rot on the birdcage of Pops 1974 Corvette I’m restoring. I’m a shit welder so I’m having a restomod shop that specializes in restorations do the metal fabrication and rebuilding the birdcage.
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live. 1. Far Too Jones 2. Hootie and The Blowfish 3. Goo Goo Dolls 4. The Offspring 5. Squirrel Nut Zippers 6. Royal Crown Revue 7. Wilco 8. Sonvolt 9. Drive By Truckers 10. Counting Crows
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: 1. Reverend Horton Heat 2. ZZ Top 3. Stray Cats 4. GWAR 5. Red Elvis 6. NOFX 7. Interrupters 8. Slipknot 9. Disturbed 10. Zach Bryan
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Replying to @hallmileone
@hallmileone @mileone These are your service writers at Hall Ford Elizabeth City with my Stage 2 Roush tuned Mustang GT. My voice is subtitled in green near the end of the video. This is how you allow your employees to treat a customers high performance car?
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Service Writers for Hall Ford, in Elizabeth City, NC, mishandling a cust... youtu.be/3B1sZDsGS8s?si=usGK… via @YouTube This is mine and @melaniemay79’s Roush Mustang the service department mishandled.
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Can’t wait to finish restoring this beast.
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Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir i mo chlann Éireannach. Chuig mo chol ceathrar Cheryl, coinnigh Seán ar an líne. Sláinte!
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Replying to @kenny5alive
@kenny5alive I would lose my ever loving mind. Dude has had the car less than a month.
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