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Dreamboat Dave 🚢

@TurnLeftElise

Ready to sail, waiting for you... 🔗 🍁 Me on Bsky: https://teapawt.net/t.co/Il5XbrbbrD

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Joined April 2019
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My Twitter account... one part love letter... one part mental health device... one part... something else...
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I’m not easily impressed by what you drive unless it’s a food truck.
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Alien Perspective
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🐻 Bears Daily 🐻
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No peeking...
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K Squared@thatdentaldude15h
The therapeutic benefits of sitting alone, staring into the void is underrated.
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Work in silence, let success be your noise...
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Did I just help a woman get something off the top shelf of the store and she gave me her number? Yes. Was it your mom? Also yes.
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Reverse cowgirl so we can double up on finding a new insurance provider...
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L 🇨🇦@Ann_Hedonia1Oct 27
How I love reading the words ‘no action required’
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i’m sorry for what my face did when you asked a really fucking stupid question
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love drops
@lovedropxOct 27
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwistedOct 27
She's a 10, but claps when the plane lands
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Saw a license plate this morning that said PURRS4U and I'm like "ya you do"...
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Frän@fundersumOct 25
Feeling optimistic against all reasoning
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L 🇨🇦@Ann_Hedonia1Oct 25
Maybe if I lay still enough and don’t make eye contact Monday won’t get me
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Snow outside, warm inside...
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If I get invited to a social event, the first thing I do is look through my list of excuses for something that won't make me seem as antisocial as I really am...
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Closer than the Handle
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I knew you’d go and stay inside my chest… I knew you’d burn like something I can’t rest.
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