@Turnt_Lotus

Economist|Agribusiness Entrepreneur…. Just live in the moment|Do not overthink the future|Wolves women🐺🧡Arsenal❤️💪🏿

Joined March 2021
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Hilal@Hilal_MorghulisOct 25
May we not marry women who will embarrass us on the internet because we cheated.
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Levison Fraser@LevisonCCF2h
Had spare time over the weekend and exercised my free will with it💍
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Unfortunately that’s not how life works 😂in any case if you wait longer you will even fall in love with her more making it hard to leave
BIG EMMY
@emmyurcrush6h
Caught her cheating and still stayed, I want make she reach 35 before I go leave her.
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Hauwa’u@meyjeeds8h
I hate low quality people sm😭
Awelewa 😍🥰❤️
@a4lasadeOct 25
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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Kodi bid ya ma Lona ija was it ever rejected? Or basi it was secretly granted?
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Scottish Covenanter@IshidAnfardedII22h
Children in africa have been starving my entire life and during my entire life i think theyve sent 10 trillion dollars to africa. I dont fucking care at this point they got to figure their shit out by themselves
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We can start with the forex black market
Chalant😏🥰😌@G4grace_4h
Is this fear coming because we underestimate ourselves?🤔 What would happened if we all refused to buy the black market fuel & parked our cars? What would happen if we all boycotted minbuses for the raised prices? Why do we act powerless as if we did not choose these people?
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Karma ain't real in dating She will cheat on you and marry another man next month And still sleep like a baby Stop waiting for the universe to punish her Be wise
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Emily@EmilyCh3847652916h
You’ve made my home feel not like home.
Bammy
@bammybae_20h
🇬🇧 As an immigrant living in the UK, I often see comments telling immigrants (me) to leave the UK and go back home . I have always wanted to ask British people who share this view: Is your concern about immigration generally, the number of people coming into the UK, or immigrants from certain countries? I genuinely want to understand your perspective.
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Nandini M
@your_niaaaa9h
Expecting a Manchester United fan to be productive on a Monday morning after what we went through the weekend is a human rights violation.
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MUFASA👑🦁@Comfort_Jarden8h
Am a true definition of kukhala ndi phone yabho koma osamazijambula kawiri kawiri 😂
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My father ffs
Oyedun@HaroyalnawtinezOct 25
This controversial topic came up in church today.. You’re in a gathering with your father, your pastor, your husband, and your boss. Who do you serve first?
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😂😂this can’t be your reasoning
Uncle Meke@UncleMekeOct 24
Replying to @PempheroMphande
Well, I guess I get it but I think I made a point as well from a flip side of it___women can turn a fully respectable/responsible man into something… enticing him to the point where he can’t resist.
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YabaLeftOnline
@yabaleftonline18h
Italian man stabs partner to de@th, turns himself in to the police
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My biggest fear in this life is someone associating my existence with their downfall when all I want was to give and receive love
Kamoza 🇲🇼 🇿🇲
@Kamoza010423h
ngl.link/kamoza01042/gas Muona ngati she is after your cash right? If that's the case, yalurani mphasa and leave
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Davis Mooti
@davisnganziOct 25
One thing I’ve learnt about love is that sometimes, you have to be willing to let go of certain expectations and reconsider your standards. Love doesn’t always come in the package you imagined, and if you’re not careful, you might miss out on something genuine because you’re too attached to an ideal.
Masuhd
@masuhd_Oct 25
My first kid has to be your first.
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Mizz A🫦🎀@Luckieee421h
Sunday funday 🩵
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Winna F.C.
@WinnaFC22h
🚨| Michael Carrick spotted in tears after Manchester United went 3-0 down against Bournemouth. He can’t believe what’s happening. 🥹💔
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mxm@lwaaziiiiOct 25
How are you a proud racist but get mad when you meet even prouder racists?😂
Duel Central
@DuelCentralOct 23
Gypsy Crusader has a discussion with two Africans who have murdered white people in South Africa.
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Dev Bajwa
@ammandev23h
Forget 5 wins in a row. 5 passes will do.
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