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Turtle

@TurtleNuggetss

I go BRRR❄️ | Life is a roller coaster not a lambo https://teapawt.net/t.co/QMLG4I9uMI

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Joined July 2013
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Essenviews (@essenviews) profile pictureEssenviews
@essenviewsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Fragile men need not watch this. Street Fighter was kick ass. Fuck taking things seriously. Its a roller coaster, not a Lambo.
Fake Wizard (@RealLifeFakeWiz) profile pictureFake Wizard
@RealLifeFakeWizOct 15
Street Fighter, like Masters of the Universe, is a movie that is embarassed of its source material. It is plagued in millennial, ironic, reddit humor that refuses for even a moment to be sincere. Every single man is emasculated. There is boot licking. There are pervert men who get kicked in the balls; many men are kicked in the balls. The film is rife with self deprication. "It's for the fans" is a lie, this is a grift with fight choreography. Guile is great and Cody Rhodes is wasted on this film. Ryu's actor thinks he's doing a Mr. Miyagi parody and whispers every line of dialogue. Ken is robbed of an emotional arc because the movie really hates him for some reason. I wanted to do a review video tonight and go live, but frankly - I'm tired, boss. I'm tired of every piece of media either hating the property being adapted or too cowardly to give the property the sincerity it deserves.
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@metalfoxOct 14
Kanto banned this practice in 1999 but a black market still exists for the elite
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@spectre0799Oct 12
Crank That but the beat is the U.S. National Anthem
Kurrco (@Kurrco) profile pictureKurrco
@KurrcoOct 11
Soulja Boy announces he's running for President of the United States in 2028 🇺🇸 “My focus is on four things: economic opportunity, criminal justice reform, education, and the future of technology and AI.”
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@DexertoOct 11
A man found his parents’ smart coffee maker had used 1TB of data in just 10 days It was using so much it overwhelmed their Wi-Fi
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Yeah brother we worked out the meta in 2007.
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Entelechy (@Entelechy33) profile pictureEntelechy@Entelechy33Oct 9
Halo 3 cannot survive the modern information gamers the way people play games in the modern age will tear it apart as the meta forms. Its fine for now but eventually each match will be dominated by people following "correct" meta forcing others to cowtow and ruining the game
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Money talks but wealth whispers
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Browningtons 🔜 Tipped Off 17 🎃 (@Browningtons_) profile pictureBrowningtons 🔜 Tipped Off 17 🎃@Browningtons_Oct 7
Its like i got a rolex on me
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What in the CDL is going on
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South Louisiana gas stations deserve all the Michelin stars.
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Was walking home with a friend and ran into a crackhead with his cock out
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I also do online sales for anyone interested
FanlessTech (@FanlessTech) profile pictureFanlessTech
@FanlessTechSep 29
We found it! amazon.com/Keystone-Metals-C…
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As somebody from the Halo PC team, this is pretty wild to see.
Mitch (@mitchellhynes) profile pictureMitch
@mitchellhynesSep 29
IT'S HERE!!! HALO CE (XBOX) IN THE BROWSER! Features: ✅ WORKING Splitscreen Co-op ✅ WORKING Multiplayer up to 128 players (untested) ❌ NO GEARBOX MASTER CHIEF
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Haha sure! What could go wrong?!
Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) profile pictureEric Daugherty
@EricLDaughSep 29
🚨 JUST IN: By stroke of pen and flanked by Cabinet members, President Trump just signed an executive order directing every federal agency in the United States to IMMEDIATELY begin combining into America .gov — a Super Intelligence-powered page letting Americans complete every interaction with the federal government in ONE SEARCH, ONE FORM NO MORE going to multiple agency sites and looking at DOZENS of different pages to accomplish one thing. THIS IS HUGE! Many Americans are about to have HOURS freed up 🇺🇸
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Standard injury report
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retro (@retrohoopers) profile picture
retro
@retrohoopersSep 25
Klay Thompson X Benjamin Netanyahu Edit Enjoy
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"if 3% is a genocide then america has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years"
dylamug 🇮🇱 (@dylamug) profile picturedylamug 🇮🇱
@dylamugSep 24
Replying to @Jay__Catsby
If 3% is a genocide then America has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years you fucking retard
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Arrived in Frankfurt. I have a feeling this place is up to no good. Team Rocket a little too open about their hq?
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This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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The total failure of our healthcare system is not a feel good story.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostSep 24
Texas delivery driver Don Johnson, 81, works 14-hour days to help pay wife's medical bills - strangers raise almost $250K trib.al/iOH2hYR
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I’m glad the NFL is cracking down on this. Kids watch these games. No need for stuff like this in the NFL presented by DraftKings. Let the kids find out about beer the way they should… through the hundreds of NFL sponsored Bud Light commercials per game.
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterSep 25
Another round: Cowboys TE Jake Ferguson was fined $13,611 for what the NFL said was his “imitation of shotgunning a beer” Sunday vs. Washington that “constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably could be construed as being in poor taste.”
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