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Detective Douche

@Tuscaant
Joined November 2019
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Carly Johnson (@carlyjohnson123) profile picture
Carly Johnson
@carlyjohnson12321h
Protect our woman ya know 🤣
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) profile pictureTommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEra22h
Replying to @carlyjohnson123
Cheap tramp
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h🪐p (@HWestwoodP) profile picture
h🪐p@HWestwoodP21h
how’s this massive idiot managed to find a coat and a hat that are both too big for him
H (@HQpcrt) profile pictureH
@HQpcrt21h
Erling Haaland #CarabaoCup
Image from H (@HQpcrt)
Image from H (@HQpcrt)
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Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile picture
Cristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano6h
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
Image from Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano)
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Skoob 🇵🇦🇯🇲 (@TheKidSkoob) profile picture
Skoob 🇵🇦🇯🇲@TheKidSkoob23h
May Hashira’s Cubicle (@Mayhashirazbqh) profile pictureMay Hashira’s Cubicle
@MayhashirazbqhOct 28
Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man. “I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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GTA 6 Updates (@gtasix_) profile picture
GTA 6 Updates
@gtasix_11h
New GTA 6 gameplay shown in the latest South Park episode (4K).
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Santos (@Santoss_CFC) profile picture
Santos
@Santoss_CFC12h
col!nstwt (@twiceatwt) profile picturecol!nstwt
@twiceatwt22h
Malo Gusto legit saw the Liverpool keeper in the middle of the pitch and decided to pass backwards 😭
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bum
@BattleRapBum9h
made her cry laughin then she said “you like a brother to me”
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Rhys (@rhystakes) profile picture
Rhys
@rhystakes21h
Bro If I saw Fofana on road I’m going jail
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kb@kbkillsOct 28
This hoe said I fucked everybody …. Everybody did I fuck yall ?????
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La Chiquita@la_ROCA__Oct 27
Asked a coworker his favorite color during an icebreaker and he quickly responded "blue. cause I'm a man."
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Ball and Oates (@Tweets_n_Nike) profile picture
Ball and Oates@Tweets_n_NikeOct 28
niggas really voted for a fucking retard
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 28
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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Lilou 🍋 (@Lilou_prout) profile picture
Lilou 🍋@Lilou_proutOct 28
american people choosing between keeping their pedophile ahh president or voting for a woman
Josie! (@IHateJoz) profile pictureJosie!@IHateJozOct 28
French people choosing between saving a rare cheese or their child
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aa-misaa🇫🇷🇧🇷 (@aamisaaa) profile picture
aa-misaa🇫🇷🇧🇷@aamisaaaOct 27
Les américains quand tu leur donne de l eau mais quelle est pas sucré
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ً (@BradleyLFC26) profile picture
ً@BradleyLFC2617h
Silly Footballer
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slink (@slinkout) profile picture
slink@slinkout21h
Xabi's been living off his jawline for 2 years now
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✞ (@Layomi_04) profile picture
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@Layomi_049h
She dey beg her fellow woman to think. 😭😭😭
DIVINE (@that_girldivy) profile pictureDIVINE
@that_girldivy12h
Replying to @_afbeautyy
Naomi let’s use the brains God gave us to think
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DIVINE
@that_girldivy12h
Replying to @_afbeautyy
Naomi let’s use the brains God gave us to think
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Girl music be fun everytime that “I ain’t yo bitch no more” song come I be jamming
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bum (@BattleRapBum) profile picture
bum
@BattleRapBum8h
#GO
fortune cookie eater ⚜️ (@MintChip04) profile picturefortune cookie eater ⚜️@MintChip04Oct 28
Girl music be fun everytime that “I ain’t yo bitch no more” song come I be jamming
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Henry White (@HMBWhite) profile picture
Henry White
@HMBWhiteOct 28
Obama Stretch My Hands
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 27
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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