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no longer support united

Joined May 2026
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skipped breakfast for weight loss just to demolish 20pc wings for lunch
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β€œI’m not gonna say which colour he isβ€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
sol campbell & obi mikel have already done a podcast???? 😭😭😭❀️❀️❀️
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chels vs united script just landed and we’re leaving the bridge with 3 points
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went on a two man and my shordy threw up when i tried to kiss her
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went to the gym in shorts without underwear and my balls slipped out mid workout
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tried not texting first gimmick with my irls and realized they don’t fw me
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mainoo back in the starting XI tomorrow
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looked up car insurance once and now i'm getting 100 spam calls teapawt.net/Kvlsbxrne2/status/2107…
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spent the entire night reminiscing about how perfect 8th grade was
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donated sperm as a muslim because i needed extra income
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seeing my male moots in the replies ranking their top 5
having a debate in the gc. what is everyone's top 5 most attractive united players? mine are: 1) cunha 2) mount 3) mainoo 4) sesko 5) lacey/amass hm: zirkzee and martinez
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chelsea’s attack can’t function without joao pedro, that’s a win for carrick
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. πŸŒ•
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Declan Rice and better defenders away from greatness
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Named my cat Mbappe so my Chinese neighbour doesn't eat it
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Carrick is ruining his legacy by being their muppet
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Man Utd fans finally wake up 15 years too late. This is what happens when you gas up every player signed and every manager signed. Glazers ain’t the problem the fans are for allowing it by playing β€œI’m a top fan” Chelsea next by the way. Been telling you
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if we’re replacing carrick with eddie howe then this club is genuinely finished
🚨 | Michael Carrick is expected to be REMOVED only after a deal for his successor has been FINALISED. #mufc will have to pay a compensation to Newcastle of around £3m if they want to appoint Eddie Howe. Howe is Wilcox's prime candidate & he wants the job. [@JamieJackson___]
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if we’re replacing carrick with eddie howe then this club is genuinely finished
🚨 | Michael Carrick is expected to be REMOVED only after a deal for his successor has been FINALISED. #mufc will have to pay a compensation to Newcastle of around £3m if they want to appoint Eddie Howe. Howe is Wilcox's prime candidate & he wants the job. [@JamieJackson___]
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my uber drivers tire pressure warning came on the second i got in the car
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