Peter Alliss, the Voice of Golf. Rest in Peace m'lad.

What a magnificent performance by GB&I , quite splendid.

The 2028 Walker Cup will be beginning before Casey and Lawrence complete this playoff. Can one please recommend where one can watch the Walker Cup please? Splendid.

Cameron Young will rue how aggressive he was on 18, at that point thinking a birdie was required to post -11.

What a magnificent performance by Ryan Fox, absolutely no nonsense, want to get back to watch the World Cup Final. Splendid.

Bryson signing balls and gloves for younger fans to show he’s not the type of guy who would threaten to walk out on a tournament for being correctly penalised for improving his swing path. Lovely.

Well played Tommy m’lad. Splendid.

The R&A unveil the rules officials following Bryson’s group this afternoon. Splendid.

Breaking, there is a 14 minute delay to tee times as Bryson forgot to get the petrol for his grass strimmer. Remarkable.

Dear Ewen Murray projecting his inner Marco Pierre White, it’s your choice. Lovely

How wonderful it would be to see Tommy prevail, a hugely popular player with enormous talent. Lovely.

Rory is not fond of Bryson and of course Pat Reed, both of whom have a questionable record when it comes to playing by the rules. Quite right.

Lovely to see young Bryson diversify to grow his YouTube channel. Splendid. #theopen

I definitely don’t believe dear Bryson attempted to improve his lie, he’s only be playing golf his entire life coupled with remarkable knowledge of physics. Lovely. #theopen

A player and his caddie survey their second shot at 2nd round play at Royal Birkdale at #theopen

Well I never, Birkdale looks crispier than a pork scratching. Remarkable. #theopen

Padraig living out his dreams, how bloody wonderful.

Take a day off Stephen, there’s a good chap.

You have a wonderful talent you’re a magnificent golfer. What else would you like to achieve? I want to grow my YouTube channel. Wonderful.