Backup/continuation from the time my main account got banned. Both accounts now abandoned - find me on the TARDIS-coloured firmament. Still available for work!
Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Joined December 2019
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Cliff Chapman (Parody) ( ,/ ) retweeted
Favourite lie I've told my kids is that The Artist Formerly Known As Prince was only the size of a cat and had to have special clothes and shoes made just for him. They asked where he is now I told them someone asked him to hold their party balloon and he floated off into the sky
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My uncle is panicking. He’s running against a strong Black woman—and a former prosecutor—who isn’t afraid to call him out or mock him. His whole campaign strategy was based around attacking Joe Biden—his age, his infirmity, his cognitive decline. It was all projection, of course, but because Pres. Biden is old and has slowed down in the last four years, and because he doesn’t shout or bully, Donald was able to make the attacks stick thanks, in large part, to his foot soldiers in the corporate media.
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How a Commodore Amiga Tank Mouse works. Who remembers when computer mouse's used a roller ball?
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Oh, God: I’ve just been reminded of this abomination - a bastardised US take on The Avengers:
youtu.be/KO3gJXKapcE?si=PrGb…
Cliff Chapman (Parody) ( ,/ ) retweeted
There's no way 1992 is as far from 2004 as 2024 is from 2012.
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Are you kidding? He looks like he just drank from the wrong Grail
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I’m at the point of Twitter having to pay me £30 a month to bother logging in
Cliff Chapman (Parody) ( ,/ ) retweeted
Twitter has a £30 per month subscription package. THIRTY. POUNDS. A. MONTH. You'd have to be tapped to be paying £360 a year for this dross.
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Grant Shapps hangs up on Sky News live on air when he is informed that he's projected to lose his seat (2024)
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Fuck record store day. Who wants to buy expensive records from a really crowded shop? I wanna buy cheap records from a quiet shop.
Cliff Chapman (Parody) ( ,/ ) retweeted
The reason we keep getting Tory governments is that when it comes down to it, the Right realise it's a team sport, whilst the Left are fragmented into factions bickering about their own agendas.
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Almost all "adult books" are just shitty things happening to sad people. There's a reason a whole generation now wants comic books films and sci-fi sagas, it's because "mature" content is fucking miserable.
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The Evil of the Daleks - So good. I think this is equal to my favourite animation of Moonbase. I seriously can't fault it. Works very well with the surviving episode which is always a huge bonus. Daleks work well in animation
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Do you know who ELSE doesn't welcome the suggestion that the Nazis were a left wing movement?
People with functioning brains.
And, history.
And the Nazis (probably.)
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I stand by every word in @GaryLineker's tweet. If you want me fired, please send your complaints to Old High St Stephen's Church in Inverness. Staying quiet in the face of evil is wrong.
You can't love your neighbour and support the policies of this government.
#GaryLineker
Cliff Chapman (Parody) ( ,/ ) retweeted
Tim Davie who suspended Gary Lineker was a member of Fulham Conservatives, has donated to the Conservatives and used to be a board member at PepsiCo.
He has no Media background and is unqualified to be the BBC Director General.
Of course all of this doesn’t seem to matter.
Cliff Chapman (Parody) ( ,/ ) retweeted
What’s an unwritten poor person’s rule that rich people wouldn’t understand? 22 rules or tips – depending on your point of view.
thepoke.co.uk/2023/03/06/unw…
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A lot of the Lineker outcry seems to have roots in the current government failing to distinguish political campaigning from governing: their language is very much the electoral mode of trying to whip up support, criticism (legitimate or otherwise) is offhandedly dismissed.