TWEETS HIGH

AI became self aware and drove to Del Taco

my spirit animal is a rotisserie chicken

If I was a butterfly my go-to party drink would be a flower.

*arrives at the club before 9pm* Do you serve root beer floats? No? *gets in car and drives to Wendy’s then goes home* Wow I had a wild night.

an eclair filled with beef

The DJ who plays eurodance for his geese aligns perfectly with my personal brainrot o’clock

Going to see Moana 6 in 4D at the Las Vegas Sphere.

I got abducted by aliens and they put me on mute

Started a GoFundMen so I can buy better lunch meat

Which side of the towel is

skin croissant

George Lucas is the Quentin Tarantino of Drag.

After tonight’s screening of ‘The Ring’ going to the Samara meet-and-greet in the well. You?

kissed by a fish with lipstick 💋

The original Mother

My date with the president’s robot

I’m into mutual milking. You?

I am elated bro