DJ/Stand-up/Extra from NW London, written 2nd book, performed stand-up @comedystoreuk & #Tartu2024 plays piano/guitar/harmonica, sings/raps/skits & juggles ball

Notting Hill, London W11, UK
Joined May 2010
There are options, so I'm told, for an American lesbian: The drug: try cocks again Or The operation: strap a cock to me How do you stop 5 Poor Afro-Americans raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball What's the useless flappy bit of skin on the end of a cock called? A man X
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Da Mone @Damonalbarn Leinster @Galenayers Ray Gun @raye Cumberland, Spitalfields & Poole @MikeSabathMusic, I can jam my harmonica over this etc. soundcloud.com/user-23740033… I play the top four strings of an acoustic guitar, & need a piano raised to standing height. Love, MUDDY xoxo
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Bazza @BarryCantSwim Chloet et Chandon @yippiecaillet T-Shirt & Tie @tsha909 Sia Sia @sianelerievans & Geo-Therm @aesychlus Working with @fontainesdublin & @feelmybicep I finished this off today: Love, MUDDY, W11 xoxo soundcloud.com/user-23740033…
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RAYE @raye, evidently misled so far, I’ve got 30 years of songwriting whittled down to an album - I’d really appreciate some help with cutting? Where do you find a band? Do you wanna feature? I’m quite a good impressionist, ask @petetong. You look like Georgia. Love, MUDDY, W11 X
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Archie @ArchieGray06, did you watch Villa 2 - 1 City. Villa started fast & defended the penalty box. It was mostly City probing. We've gotta get another fast start, like at United. Play as a team, nice even tempo again. soundcloud.com/user-23740033… #COYS Give 'im the eyes, Archie!!!?!
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How's @Madders10??? Just a little niggle I hope. I don't think we're at our best yet, we need to attack the byline more. Kept shouting time today. Good shape. PSG, Barca, Arsenal, Bayern, City, Us, Villa… I like how we're playing. This tune was lucky soundcloud.com/user-23740033…
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Mike @MikeSabathMusic, I’ve been writing songs for over 30 years. Producing & DJing for over 20. Playing guitar for 15. I spin poi/bolus, sing, play harmonica (in C major/A minor/C minor jazz) & play MUDDY, SoundCloud on a Bluetooth speaker. I’d like to record w/ u. Baby V. RmO
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Eliza @azilelimusic hi on.soundcloud.com/oCouBu1NAV… Playing lots of piano & guitar & harmonica. Watching lots of football. Depixol was like being a ghost. Riding the olanzapine. Rewrote my book. Working out. Mi5 is going down kicking. Max Weber’s armchair anthropology circa 1900. Rw x
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Iced Latte @Galenayers, Chucked this together: soundcloud.com/user-23740033… #neon_desert xo MUDDY, London W11 fMRI images of people's brains while they're looking at erotic stereograms?! I thought they seemed like very nice fallopian tubes! #Max_Weber's snapshot of 1900. QED
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Declan @_DeclanRice, take a selfie on @WhatsApp!!! The jolt: it's a sheer function applied to every single photo so far!!!
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Damon All-Bran @Damonalbarn, what's the mating call of the giant clam? soundcloud.com/user-23740033… [forearms as shell: opens] "Do you fuck?" [Closes] Love, MUDDY, W11 This'll be the best 20 minutes today!!! Play widget!!! Support Spurs [a little]?! X
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Archie @ArchieGray06, this is our emergency number if we have to dip the tempo a little bit ~ Circa 128bpm Obvious @BarryCantSwim reference in the title. Reckon you'd dig his stuff. Here's one the home fans could pick up: MUDDY soundcloud.com/user-23740033…
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Barry Can't Doodle @BarryCantSwim: dudelly wudel, I was gonna write another track. Thinking out loud. Thanks for all the help with the last one. MUDDY, W11
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Tyla @Tyllaaaaaaa, American accent, guitar In a downtown bar [G-C] I saw the girl [D-G] She was there again [G-C] She rocks my world [D-G] I said to her [G-C] Would you like to fuck [D-G] & she said [C] Young man, you're in luck [D G] Look a' look a' look a' the queue [D…-G]
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