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Επειδή χιλιάδες φίλες και φίλοι (ένα άτομο) ξεκίνησαν να δείχνουν ξανά ενδιαφέρον για τα βιβλία μου, "Αποκυήματα" και "Το Ρολόι που Κουράστηκε", να υπενθυμίσω ότι μπορώ να σας τα στείλω εγώ κατευθείαν, με αφιέρωση και υπογεγραμμένα! Σύντομο thread με πληροφορίες:
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Όξινο υγρό παράγωγο των σταφυλιών, το οποίο σου βελτιώνει τον προσανατολισμό· το πυξύδι.
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TwistedTool 🤨 retweeted
After three and a half years, Prehistoric Sharks, by @mmustelus and myself, is finally at the printers. 192 pages of coffee table-sized hot shark action, it's on sale 18th February 2027!
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Look how they massacred my beautiful boy!! @iMiaSanMia @FCBayernEN @FCBayern #FCBBVB
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Κάτι πρέπει να έκανα σωστά ρε διάολε
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Mia san mia, mate @HKane! Well deserved sir! ❤️❤️ #KaneBallonDor 🏆
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐃'𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑! 🌟
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"The Ballon d'or winner is … Michael Olise." Michael Olise:
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TwistedTool 🤨 retweeted
I took about 50,000 photos through a 14" telescope last night to produce this: A hyper-detailed photo of the full moon. The fidelity of the photo was great enough to allow me to greatly enhance the color, revealing a hidden world of geological diversity.
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Πιο spot on δεν γίνεται! #KaneBallonDor
Message from Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Bayern's last Ballon d'Or winner, ahead of Monday's ceremony: "On Monday, the football world will turn its attention to London. For the first time, the Ballon d’Or will be awarded there, in Harry Kane’s hometown of all places. He grew up in London, and it was there that his extraordinary career began. I was fortunate enough to win the Ballon d’Or twice myself, so I can perhaps imagine how much it would mean to Harry to receive the award in the very place where it all began for him… If I am asked to explain why Harry Kane deserves the Ballon d’Or, the sporting facts naturally come first: 73 goals in 65 competitive appearances for FC Bayern and the England national team. For the second time in three seasons, Harry won the European Golden Shoe as the continent’s top goalscorer. With Bayern, he won the domestic double of the Bundesliga and DFB-Pokal, while with England he reached third place at the World Cup - their best finish in sixty (!) years. Absolutely extraordinary numbers. But they are only part of the story. Harry Kane is a completely different footballer today from the one I remember from his time at Tottenham. Back then, you mainly found him in the box - today, he has transformed into a quarterback. How often do we see him in midfield, taking control of the game and picking out Michael Olise or Luis Díaz with a precise long pass? And then, moments later, he is throwing himself into a duel inside his own penalty area. Harry consistently puts his extraordinary abilities at the service of the team. But what truly makes Harry Kane special to me lies beyond all the statistics. The way football is perceived by the public has changed. Top players are no longer simply athletes; they are global personalities, advertising figures and “brands.” The media, social networks and, not least, the public itself are driving this development forward. Attention has become a currency of its own. And sometimes you get the impression that the way a player presents himself has become almost as important as his performance on the pitch. Harry Kane is the antithesis of that. His performances and popularity have long made him a “global brand.” But he has no need to constantly portray himself as one. He does not need grand gestures to demonstrate greatness. He is polite, down-to-earth, free of airs and graces, and treats people as equals. The old saying, “You have to be eleven friends,” has lost none of its meaning with him. Everyone I ask in my family or circle of friends loves Harry Kane. And it is not just because of his goals. Despite all his success, he has retained a wonderful and refreshing sense of normality. He is hardworking, works for the team, knows where he came from and has his heart in the right place. People like him have become rare. Where do we still find them - in sport, in politics, in society? Harry Kane shows that you can be one of the best players in the world without constantly putting yourself at the centre of attention. That you can be ambitious while still being a team player. And that true greatness does not consist of elevating yourself above others. I have won the Ballon d’Or twice myself, and I know the significance this award carries. But I also know that there can be different opinions when it comes to a vote like this. That is part of football, and it has to be respected. My personal decision, however, is clear. It has nothing to do with Harry Kane’s age, but with his performances and his personality. To me, the two go hand in hand. In my eyes, Harry Kane is the best player of the past season. But above all, he is something that goes beyond a single season: a true role model. And perhaps, in the end, that is the greatest accolade a footballer can receive." [@hannalein3, @tzmuenchen]
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Now REREseated 🪏🪏🪏
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Ετήσια ανοιξιάτικη εορτή προς τιμήν του @antonis_tsagari: Ανχεστήρια
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Πάλι για το DIGGER🪏 θα γράψω, αφού ακόμα το σκέφτομαι και θέλω να το δω και τρίτη φορά. Όποιος αγαπά τις ταινίες, θα πρέπει να το δει έστω μια φορά στο σινεμά. Οπότε, Κυπραίοι, τρέξετε, διότι φαίνεται ότι στον ένα μεγάλο κινηματογράφο μπαίνει στην τελευταία του εβδομάδα και-
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στον άλλο είναι σήμερα στην τελευταία του μέρα, εκτός και αν αλλάξει σημαντικά κάτι, που δεν το βλέπω. Καταλήγω στο συμπέρασμα ότι όλο αυτό το θάψιμο από κριτικούς επιβεβαιώνει ένα από τα μηνύματα της ταινίας: Όταν έχεις δύναμη (λεφτά, επιρροή), ελέγχεις το αφήγημα. ΤΡΕΞΕΤΕ!!!
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DIGGER >>>>> The Odyssey
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TwistedTool 🤨 retweeted
Having been around for Lebowski's pummeling, I have felt this way w Digger... Here's to posterity...
Digger is the this generation's Lebowski. Totally dividing on release. Acknowledged as an art and culture masterpiece and living on for eternity through memes, quotes and the inevitable nerdy fan club. It's that impactful. Stupid, hilarious-sad-beautiful all of it. It's the most audacious and original film statement in years. And, in a weird way, the spiritual sequel to Children of Men. If you hated it on first watch, do it again. Trust me.
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The big twist comes right at the end of this 10-minute monologue when Digger goes IT'S DIGGIN' TIME!, transforms into an actual digger and starts digging around in the amphitheater killing everyone while spurting oil from its exhaust and shouting BANG BANG BANG! @diggerthemovie
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