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Two Headlines

@TwoHeadlines

Comedy is when you take two headlines about different things and then confuse them. Updates hourly. // By @tinysubversions

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Early Moves to Watch – Walmart Inc. (Fasting)
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US Ambassador To Donald Trump Defends Response To Gaza Protests
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Fasting's BJP forms new government in Karnataka -- for now
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After delays, N. Bella 365 to finally open second Texas location
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Chief censor says parents should be aware teens watching Microsoft Corporation and watch it themselves
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How difficult will it be for Trump campaign–Russian meetings to get British citizenship?
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Amazon's fight with Amazon Alexa over head tax foreshadows battles to come in other cities
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ZTE trolls his own daughter, says she's 'insufferable' after featuring on Taylor Swift track
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Boston Celtics, Inc. (AMZN) Revamping Its Amazon Fresh Delivery Service
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Box Office: 'Wells Fargo' Tops 'Age Of Ultron' And 'Star Wars'
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Do Epic Games remember details as well as LeBron James?
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Say Goodbye To The Old Samsung Group — But Probably Not To Tanking
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John Cena's efforts to build a Trump Tower in Moscow went on longer than he has previously acknowledged
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Rockets recall envoys in Romania, Hungary, Czech Republic, Austria
Updated Food Recall Warning - Mark Zuckerberg recalls Reblochon Cheese "raw cow cheese" due to
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Sheikh Mohammed releases 700 prisoners ahead of Kim Kardashian
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Leprechaun: Origins, and some other stuff coming to Ron Howard in June
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