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Charles Village, Baltimore
Joined February 2009
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Important update: I've changed my Bluesky handle to be Very On Brand. Find me over there as you get invites! It's better than over here.
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you bitchs would rather play Candy Crush than Crush cans. Put that on Dateline nbc
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When I was in high school, this kid hired out a whole bar for a party (drinking age was 18) and invited everyone. We didn’t hate him, but he also didn't really have friends. No one came. I still think about this. But at least it cost him less than $44 billion.
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What makes Every Body so remarkable as a queer documentary is that you will see heartbreak, yes, but you will also see joy, progress, wonder, resilience, and *hope*. How refreshing. How empowering. How necessary.
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Often queer stories are so filled with tragedy that it is difficult to watch. It can feel overwhelming and paralyzing to see how far we have to go. To know how many lives we lose to the violence and oppression we face. But not in Every Body.
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See Every Body. You'll learn about intersex people -- people who have genitals, chromosomes, or reproductive organs that don't fit into a male/female binary -- and how the surgeries performed to "correct" their bodies were done without consent and with catastrophic consequences.
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“diet coke is bad for you” oh nooooooo this whole time i was drinking it because i thought it was a superfood on par with kale
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Dennis Rodman is the greatest basketball player of all time cause he would party all night doing cocaine wit trans girls at the gay club and then go win a NBA championship the next day.
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Still kind of blown away by both the strategy and execution of the @Orioles Pride social media last night. Rare to see any entity use its platform to amplify social messaging like that, especially a pro sports team
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PALS! come follow me on this other app! bsky.app/profile/twolemonade…
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Just heard an elder lesbian explain how in the 70s lesbians would cruise (!) at Riis beach and the older butches would bring huge shopping bags then take a young femme into the bathroom stall and have her stand IN THE BAG so cops would only see one set of legs in the stall
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YOUR NOT DONE UNTIL IM DONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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experts heard a banging noise coming from your mom’s room
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"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was
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Gay crows are cannon
Wanna make your pride month better? Gay crows are canon!
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Historically, the one consistent weapon the peasants ever had was their disdain for the ruling class. It's a fine and important tradition to ridicule them.
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Do Baltimore folks realize that the murder rate is down *24%* so far this year? 129 year-to-date vs. 169 YTD last year But local media, esp Sinclair owned @FOXBaltimore and @wbalradio, continue to push a Baltimore-is-doomed narrative that suits their largely suburban audience.
1. The US murder rate is down an 12% year-to-date, based on 90 cities that have released data. If the trend holds it will be the single largest annual decline in the murder rate ever recorded. And yet, you probably haven't heard anything about it. 🧵
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middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie
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