@TwoMoreReps

I'm a Montreal fan now.

 Grand Forks, ND
Joined November 2011
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There's a special someone out there for everyone. You'll never meet them, but they're there.
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Mom Packs Encouraging Note In Own Lunch onion.com/1QnL87e
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Mark Agee@MarkAgee3 Jul 2015
I will never feel this much joy vine.co/v/b3O2m7u3YrF
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They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome.
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brent@murrman514 Jul 2015
*tapes set list to stage during karaoke*
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To the guy who just boarded this plane carrying absolutely nothing but a bag of Sour Patch Kids: You wanna join the Mile High Club today?
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A group of actors is called a restaurant.
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jonny sun@jonnysun8 Nov 2013
look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
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when someone gives you 2 options, there is usually a secret 3rd option of going to out for milkshakes if you ask and then add,"I'm buyin'"
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just gonna throw it out there that i think aristotle would wear a fedora if he were alive today and thats why i refuse to learn about him
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The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.
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You don't have to limit yourself to pledging allegiance to the flag. Pledge friendship to some macaroni. speak a death threat into the wind – at Seattle, WA
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A great excuse for being late is "I don't know how to tell time"
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EVERYTIME U WONDER WAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF U HAD NEVER EXISTED THERE ARE A MILLION STRAY THOUGHTS WONDERING WAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE REAL
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Nothing can take the place of that snappy natural casing... #ohsnap
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(•_•) <) )╯Game / \ \(•_•) ( (> Seven / \ (•_•) <) )> TONIGHT! / \ #StanleyCup
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Patriots announce signing of undrafted QB "Dom Grady" to play the first 4 games of the season:
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would love to get a round of applause unrelated to me being ejected from a restaurant
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i hope right before i die i see a montage of every moment i injured myself on an inanimate object and told it to fuck off and go to hell
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RAKELL! #ANAHEIMDUCKSGOOOAAALLL GAME WINNER! vine.co/v/eabpJFq9JHi
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