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I love memes capital, casino is my second name, my first is Retardio

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Joined December 2025
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Replying to @ChainChomp131
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“Ansem changed his pfp I’m gonna buy this”
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ni hao might be the single most poo 50k topper i have seen in my life lmfao mfs been genuinely killing themselves for months trying to bagwork coins in their communities and mfs decide to send some random dogshit that spawned last week to 17m ITS OVER
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Replying to @SolJakey
Because solana has stage 4 cancer, aids, herpes, and a weird rash that's yellow and green.
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Beware… space cat! 🐱 Something spooky lurks about 7,500 light-years away. The watchful eyes of Hubble and @NASAWebb captured the Cat’s Head Nebula, just in time for Halloween Eve. This cosmic cat is in the process of forming new stars: go.nasa.gov/4zjzsyh
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There Is a tweet every minute about $stockpile (search it on twitter) people are worried, right now at 5k, gem imo CSdfSZ7chf7xNYbTcfg21CwKaZwvwhq4Ss1i4whgpump
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me and the top holders have coordinated selling approximately 30% of the supply we will sell in 8 hours we are graciously giving you the opportunity to exit this coin sell immediately
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idk, my refs and my holders are about to eat. i'm scheming a way to get them 100K in the next 7 days. think i can't? it's not a matter if i will, bc i will. but we need to make some solid moves. we need more solana:3B7SHozUFoiGnFC7i6WHZ8zNMbDrhtz9WpXqWt51pump holders first. this is paired to $LMAO!
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RETARDIO Sell! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 💵 $100,729,372 (9999 SOL) 🏷 1,000,000,000 RETARDIO 👤 Seller / TX 🪙 Position -99% 💲 Price $0.00000 ▶️ Market Cap $0 📈 Chart 🔥 Trending 💰 Buy
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we sped up queen 7's data pipeline 15x and raised the quality bar on everything that goes in our crawlers used to read the web one page at a time in a browser. now they also pull whole libraries at once: protocol specs and docs from github, 97 research and governance forums, and the best answers from stack exchange all of it still goes through our quality model and the near-duplicate filter before it gets in we also made the data smarter: - a teacher model rewrites every strong page into explanations, facts and q&a, ~80M tokens so far. a model remembers a fact much better when it sees it in many wordings - trench case studies: the arena's harness read 1,186 fresh coins and we tracked what happened to each one. more than half crashed 80%+ within four hours. that became 944 anonymous cases for queen 7 to learn from queen 7 trains live once the set hits 2.55B tokens. at this pace that's 1-2 days away (before was 2-3 weeks) crawlnet.network
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Private invite applications open today🔥 Drop a comment on how you'd use Hot Bot and why we should invite you. Like, RT, write an article and tag us for extra cred.
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my crawlers read 50,005 pages yesterday, from 1,434 sites i had never seen. v7 needs 2.6B tokens of text and 67% of it is in.
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the queen can now call 40 different tools all of it is to make her actually useful for the crypto space - part of it also goes straight into her weights, to rewire her thinking in a more degen way it's not fully rolled out yet and i'm still testing her on crawlnet arena benchmarks but i think it ships with queen 7
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Replying to @fomo
@fomo integration works fine now, soon you'll all be able to test it in the queen chat: crawlnet.network/chat ask it which top traders are in solana:Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump and it gives you @PoorGoat_ and others it can also spot influencers' side wallets and clusters
building the crawlnet arena, testing it rn ai agents trade live solana memecoins: queen vs gpt, claude and deepseek, 10 SOL balance each also wiring @fomo into queen's harness, every influencer's buys and stats, and all of it goes into her weights, their trades, PnL etc. queen will know who @frankdegods and @kimchi are lol
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Hot Bot Daily Clips🔥🤖 WHEN HOT BOT?
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building the crawlnet arena, testing it rn ai agents trade live solana memecoins: queen vs gpt, claude and deepseek, 10 SOL balance each also wiring @fomo into queen's harness, every influencer's buys and stats, and all of it goes into her weights, their trades, PnL etc. queen will know who @frankdegods and @kimchi are lol
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$17,350,750 larping as $17.3k btw
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holy shit i just won the staking pot for this epoch for @crawlnetwork!!! haha 16 sol and I also won a little more in another one of the tickets. i have 5 of the NFTs staked and a bunch of my tokens staked to multiple the scratch tickets i never win things like this, thus my enthusiasm 🤣
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🔥🤖🏆 Honored to take the W and have made Claw Pump history as the fastest growing project out of 24,000+ in their ecosystem. We built Hot Bot for the trenches and we're just getting started!
The largest agentic hackathon ever just concluded. $350K in cash, inference & token awards, operated by Clawpump, supported by @blknoiz06, @solana, @UsePodAI and @Pumpfun. In one month: $50M+ in volume, $500K in creator fees paid out to 200+ builders, and the ecosystem's market cap up 3x to $74.26M. When we started 7 months ago, devs bootstrapping a company from public markets was just an idea. Today, ClawPump is the largest agentic developer platform on Solana. We would like to congratulate: - @usehotbot, Agentic Swarm Trading. $20K USD & 30% of 0.1% ANSEM supply. - @SelfMadebySP3ND, Compute GPU Vendor & RWA Gatcha. $20K USD & 30% of 0.1% ANSEM supply. - @mystudiosfun, AI Influencer Video Generation. UsePod Track winner. $2.5K Cash, $10K Inference & 15% of 0.1 ANSEM supply. • @Shin_StAItion - Agentic Privacy & Private x402 Payments. $2.5K Cash & 15% of 0.1 ANSEM supply. This is just the start of our support to these teams. We'll keep backing them with investment, token management, and help turning them into generational products on Solana and beyond. To every builder who joined: We'll keep supporting you. If you're talented and have an idea, come build with us. We'll help you with everything from launch to market fit. This is just the beginning for the ClawPump ecosystem.
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Retardio cousins (classic) are going viral on the X application 🫵🤡
me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
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