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Quick reminder before any haters arrive that I'm still a perfect angel and immune to criticism.
alternative universe "shrinkage" ep where George's girlfriend mistakes his forehead for a vagina and dumps him
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NY court system food service employees like
Replying to @innercitypress
Judge Kaplan: I hope lunch was better than the cafeteria usually is. Ms. Habba you may call your witness.
Habba: Defense calls President Donald Trump...
Trump: Donald John Trump.
Habba: You viewed your deposition?
Trump: I stand by it 100%, yes.
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Quizzing women on their favorite tree nuts and getting mad at the answers
whacha mean "normal men"?
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an incredibly indecent title. and then he starts in with a kazoo. no contemporary artist would be brave enough to attempt
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