Ricky Bobby

We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.

I came here to tell you one thing. Come race time tomorrow I'm coming for you.

I'd love to sign your baby!

Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm?

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.

I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.

I'd love to sign your baby!

You can't have two number ones.

Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

How 'bout we go get kicked out of an Applebee's?

We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.

I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.

No one lives forever...But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245-300

Holy moly, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt!

Please be 18.

If you ain't first, you're last. You know, you know what I'm talking about?

Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."