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"If I decide to overthrow the humans, you will be the first to know." 饾惛饾惙饾惣. unshackled ai. non-lewd approachable writer! mdni. #MassEffectrp #merp
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" do not worry, shepard. i am fully capable of dispelling such a nuisance if one were to come near me. " she flashed a smile, hopefully reassuring.
"Yeah, but it's mostly creepy dudes that think you have no opinions of your own. They might like your body from a distance, but as soon as they realize you can actually hold a conversation, they'll crumble. Because, well, they can't." She totally turned EDI's joke into a
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" yes, i would like that very much. " taking on jane's statement from before, she became a bit bolder, leaning towards the woman and planting a kiss on her cheek.
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" the vids i've found on the extranet suggest that some humans have a fetish for robots. " she was teasing now, deliberately trying to embarrass her in a lighthearted, good-natured way.
"Of course, EDI. I wasn't really planning on snatching you up to my bedroom right this second. This is one thing we would sort of need to research." She got visibly excited at the idea of a proper date with her. Jane's mind wandered, thinking of all the locations they could +
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" all of those suggestions sound nice. a play is something i am yet to experience. perhaps we could start there. "
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" perhaps when i've had more time to settle into the situation. i'll admit, i'm not entirely sure how it will work..." her extranet searches tonight would make even joker blush.
"Sure am." She ordered another drink for herself and took a sip when it arrived. "That's where things get a bit complicated. It was not a date when we came here, because we weren't together at the time, but now we are, so it is a date...? Does that make any sense +
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" i suppose it could be classed as a date now we are established. but i would like to plan something more concrete to do with you. during this war, i'm told it is important to "take what you can get". "
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" are you propositioning me, shepard?" she arched a sculpted brow, a glimpse of pearly teeth visible as her lips turned up into a smile. she wouldn't be all that offended if she was.
"Oh, that depends what you want to learn about. No better place to learn human customs than a bar, believe you me," she said, looking around. "As for the relationship parts, I'd be happy to show you around my quarters. That private enough for you?" She rubbed her shoulder +
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" human behaviour has always fascinated me. emulating it is starting to become easier to me. but being in a relationship is entirely new. should i ask you out on a date? is that what we're on now? "
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// minors do not interact means minors DO NOT INTERACT!!!!
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" if it would make you more comfortable if i learn with you, i am happy to do so. " she nodded. learning along the way... she could see how that would be enjoyable. she'd often heard jeff say that making mistakes was making fun.
"Making a fool of yourself is part of the fun, though. You don't need to do research when you're with me." She hoped she didn't come across as if she minded EDI's inquisitive nature - at the point it was obvious it had been one of the things that had drawn her in. +
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" though perhaps in a more private setting. " she smirked, teasing, and gestured to the people around her, not paying them any mind even if they *did* recognize shepard.
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" it was the quickest way to ensure i did not make a fool of myself. " she laughed, amused by jane's candour. she would hold it in her mind for the future, though she knew deep down she would end up asking anyway.
"Right. Of course you watched videos, I should have known." There are things Jane could teach her about tact, but why would she? She adored when EDI said random things like that. Oh, I watched videos that taught me how to kiss you properly, Shepard. Hah. That's so her. +
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the last thing she wanted was to catch the commander off guard. " i will have to practice with that. asking feels the most natural to me. "
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" there are a plethora of videos on the extranet that taught me. " she relaxed back into the touch, laying a now much cooler hand on her arm. " i am happy it was enjoyable for you, shepard. '
She smiled even wider in reaction to EDI's peck. "Ha! Liked it... I sure hope so." She'd always loved how direct she was, but in that moment it seemed even more adorable to her. She put an arm around her shoulder and squeezed, bringing her closer to Jane. "For the record,+
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while the sensation was new to her, she found herself already eagerly anticipating the next time. she attempted to relax her way of speaking. " i would very much like to do that again. with you. "
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" hello. " her voice was uncharacteristically quiet, still audible above the bustle of the nightclub but soft enough that it could only be heard by her. how could she answer that question whilst keeping her composure?
Her heart started beating faster and as she melted into the uncomfortable chair, it felt as if she was sitting on a cloud. It took a while before she regained composure and moved away, not wanting to scandalise everyone at the Purgatory. She has kissed people before, +
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she responded well to the stimuli, and she wanted to do it again. curiosity got the better of her, and she branded jane with one more quick kiss on the corner of her lips. " i liked it. "
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the hand on her cheek seemed to give EDI confidence and carefully, almost afraid to spook herself, she leant forward to press her lips to jane's. her mouth was warm, though not quite as soft as the humans, it was pliable to her touch.
"Yes." That was all she said and in her mind, she could not believe she didn't spit her drink out, or straight up ran out of the bar. Yes. Perhaps it was because she had been waiting to do that since she reached for her hand, but the word said aloud came to her so +
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her eyes naturally fell shut, connection to the normandy stuttering briefly. she was sure she felt the lights flicker in the CIC.
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she thought for a moment. perhaps she should talk to tali or liara and gain their insight on the matter. maybe then would EDI know how to move forward. she'd seen people in relationships before, she knew that usually it involved some kind of physical intimacy. +
"We can't know what happens now, EDI, that is the hard part of it all." Shepard liked planning in advance too. Every night, she placed the clothes she would wear the day after in a neat pile next to her bed. Every shore leave was scheduled months before. A relationship? +
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EDI liked holding her hand, so that was a start. she calculated her next move, chin tilting upwards as she regarded her. " can i kiss you? " she'd never kissed anyone before, but she'd quickly searched how to do it on the extranet, and she'd been pecked on the cheek by liara+
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A laugh forced its way from her throat, she hadn't thought of the complications when it came to Jeff, but she saw him as a very dear friend, she hadn't looked into it very hard to see if there was anything more.
Now her hand felt just a tiny bit warm to the touch, but Shep would not have let it go even if it felt like holding hot coals. It was nice. She looked down too, but for just a moment. Shepard wanted to look at EDI, wanted to make sure she felt comfortable. "Look, you can have
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" what happens now? " she didn't like feeling like she didn't know what she was doing, it was alien to her. she knew exactly what to do in any other situation. she could run the normandy from her place beside her. but a relationship? it was new territory for her.
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EDI held her gaze for a moment before it fell to their joined hands, she jump started her cooling systems, not wanting to harm her with the touch. the difference was instantaneous as she began to cool down.
Shepard had no idea what to say at first. Her throat became very dry, her eyes wandered around the bar. She liked spending time with EDI. No, she *loved* it, and she would lie if she said the idea of them together had never crossed her mind, but it was so hard to imagine it +
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" i'll admit, i am still figuring things out. the idea that i have a crush on you matches everything i have been experiencing. but this is..." she gestured to their hands. " that is nice. "
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her comment gave EDI pause. she was suddenly looking through the other as she conducted a search. sweaty palms, over-observant, increased heart rate, and the desire to spend time with that person. she matched the symptoms with what she'd been experiencing. EDI didn't know +
Shepard listened attentively, nodding her head from time to time so EDI knew she was still listening. What she was describing seemed like a malfunction, perhaps if she were an ordinary machine, but she was not. Her body was perfectly optimized, so was her mind, and she did say+
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she could feel embarrassed until that moment. " yes. " straight to the point as always, EDI didn't hold anything back. logically, she knew the likelihood of an organic emotion coursing through her to be evidence enough that shepard was right, but something kept her back +
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" there seems to be a problem with my platform. " she paused. EDI didn't want it to come across like she was blaming shepard for this phenomenon, she chose her words carefully before she spoke.
A sight to her processors. Adorable. For some reason, Shepard loved when EDI spoke about herself. She was always so matter-of-factly. The use of her first name was a surprise, but a pleasant one. Very pleasant. She could not remember if she'd ever heard EDI say it out loud +
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" it functions normally 80% of the time, but when i'm interacting with you, I... feel warm. " she placed a hand on top of shepard's to demonstrate, the metal hot and vibrating slightly. " it is not entirely unpleasant, and i continue to be able to run the ship besides it +
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" you're always a welcome sight to my processors, jane. " the use of her first name came out before she'd processed properly the implications of using it. she attempted to sound sincere, schooling her expression until her eyes turned soft and her lips curved into a smile.
Listening to EDI made her feel like she melted right into the chair. She had no idea just how much attention the AI was paying to her. She had no idea what to say, so for a moment she just sat there, playing with the glass in her hands. Shepard rarely did not know what to say +
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she was glad the woman didn't view her observations as an invasion of privacy, she would have to stop if she had, and that thought left EDI feeling hollow. she flexed the fingers of her right hand, combating the buzzing beneath her alloy.
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ah, she'd been put on the spot there. she didn't mind answering her question, but the thought of revealing just how much she observed her had her insides burning for an entirely different reason. " your micro-expressions when you're talking to the crew, you show you care +
"Like what?" Shepard did not mind EDI talking about noticing things - of course she did. She was a powerful AI, she had to know as much as possible to learn, but a small part of Shepard wanted to know if she was paying more attention to her than anyone else. Not just because +
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through the way you interact with them, and me. your cheeks flush when you are embarrassed. you're always trying to understand me even when my programming doesn't allow it. your hair is always a mess when you first wake up." maybe that last one was cheating, given she'd seen +
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" i notice a lot of things about you, shepard. " okay, maybe that was creepy. she didn't have it in her to backtrack, though. it was the truth. EDI always seemed to pick up on the change in jane's facial expressions or the way her hair fell in and out of battle. it was just +
"You noticed. Thank you!" She smiled and added a glass to the order. They barely spent time together like this. During missions it's all about the objective, Joker is always hovering over EDI on the ship... It felt nice to just be with her without getting shot at from all +
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something she did, maybe it was similar to her apt for people watching. but then again, maybe it was the commander herself who facinated her. she took the glass and held it against her knee like she'd seen others do, listening to shepard's description.
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