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"If I decide to overthrow the humans, you will be the first to know."
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" do not worry, shepard. i am fully capable of dispelling such a nuisance if one were to come near me. "
she flashed a smile, hopefully reassuring.
"Yeah, but it's mostly creepy dudes that think you have no opinions of your own. They might like your body from a distance, but as soon as they realize you can actually hold a conversation, they'll crumble. Because, well, they can't."
She totally turned EDI's joke into a
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" the vids i've found on the extranet suggest that some humans have a fetish for robots. "
she was teasing now, deliberately trying to embarrass her in a lighthearted, good-natured way.
" perhaps when i've had more time to settle into the situation. i'll admit, i'm not entirely sure how it will work..."
her extranet searches tonight would make even joker blush.
" are you propositioning me, shepard?"
she arched a sculpted brow, a glimpse of pearly teeth visible as her lips turned up into a smile. she wouldn't be all that offended if she was.
" if it would make you more comfortable if i learn with you, i am happy to do so. "
she nodded. learning along the way... she could see how that would be enjoyable. she'd often heard jeff say that making mistakes was making fun.
" it was the quickest way to ensure i did not make a fool of myself. "
she laughed, amused by jane's candour. she would hold it in her mind for the future, though she knew deep down she would end up asking anyway.
" there are a plethora of videos on the extranet that taught me. "
she relaxed back into the touch, laying a now much cooler hand on her arm.
" i am happy it was enjoyable for you, shepard. '
" hello. "
her voice was uncharacteristically quiet, still audible above the bustle of the nightclub but soft enough that it could only be heard by her.
how could she answer that question whilst keeping her composure?
the hand on her cheek seemed to give EDI confidence and carefully, almost afraid to spook herself, she leant forward to press her lips to jane's. her mouth was warm, though not quite as soft as the humans, it was pliable to her touch.
she thought for a moment. perhaps she should talk to tali or liara and gain their insight on the matter. maybe then would EDI know how to move forward.
she'd seen people in relationships before, she knew that usually it involved some kind of physical intimacy. +
A laugh forced its way from her throat, she hadn't thought of the complications when it came to Jeff, but she saw him as a very dear friend, she hadn't looked into it very hard to see if there was anything more.
EDI held her gaze for a moment before it fell to their joined hands, she jump started her cooling systems, not wanting to harm her with the touch. the difference was instantaneous as she began to cool down.
her comment gave EDI pause. she was suddenly looking through the other as she conducted a search.
sweaty palms, over-observant, increased heart rate, and the desire to spend time with that person.
she matched the symptoms with what she'd been experiencing. EDI didn't know +
" there seems to be a problem with my platform. "
she paused. EDI didn't want it to come across like she was blaming shepard for this phenomenon, she chose her words carefully before she spoke.
" you're always a welcome sight to my processors, jane. "
the use of her first name came out before she'd processed properly the implications of using it. she attempted to sound sincere, schooling her expression until her eyes turned soft and her lips curved into a smile.
ah, she'd been put on the spot there. she didn't mind answering her question, but the thought of revealing just how much she observed her had her insides burning for an entirely different reason.
" your micro-expressions when you're talking to the crew, you show you care +
" i notice a lot of things about you, shepard. "
okay, maybe that was creepy. she didn't have it in her to backtrack, though. it was the truth. EDI always seemed to pick up on the change in jane's facial expressions or the way her hair fell in and out of battle. it was just +



