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CHINESE SPY BALLOON

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IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES, I WAS A MONKEY

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If I got rejected on shark tank I would shoot myslef on live television
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yep twitter snitched on yall even that AIPAC tracker account LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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liz (@lizcidity) profile pictureliz@lizcidityOct 28
X just tattled tailed on all yall who accepted that $5
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Store brand bag cereal already has this fuck you
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 27
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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Hermès, Ralph Lauren and now Prada using real artists in their campaigns and taking the extra measure of mentioning so in the caption is an upstream indicator that the authorities of luxury (read: high craftsmanship) at large decide to not let it be marred or cheapened by AI.
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Outlander Magazine (@StreetFashion01) profile pictureOutlander Magazine
@StreetFashion01Oct 27
Prada’s new campaign! They hired Legendary ex-Disney artist John Pomery and even used his process sketches in the campaign🥹
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yami (@bookloverism) profile picture
yami@bookloverismOct 27
someone asked her to make a chris brown cookie
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benny🍜 (@BennysAsianEra_) profile picture
benny🍜@BennysAsianEra_Oct 27
she was so excited to emit carbon
Eileen Reslen (@EileenReslen) profile pictureEileen Reslen@EileenReslenOct 27
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
How Taylor Swift's entire MSG wedding decor was incinerated

How Taylor Swift's entire MSG wedding decor was incinerated

The Daily Mail has exclusively learned the shocking details of how Swift's team demanded every custom design from her wedding be incineraterd after the pop superstar's big day.

dailymail.com
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Kris 🎸 (@p6lter9eist) profile picture
Kris 🎸@p6lter9eistOct 26
OMG
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I Dissent (@DissentFu) profile picture
I Dissent@DissentFuOct 26
Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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beysus 𓆌 (@beyfiierce) profile picture
beysus 𓆌@beyfiierceOct 27
simplesmente chocante… a equipe de relações públicas da Taylor viu uma oportunidade de relacionar a cantora com as eleições no Brasil justamente pra que quando alguém pesquisasse sobre a morte da fã e a negligência dela, a pesquisa das eleições ofuscasse a busca
miss honeyzinha ☆ (@misshoneyzinha) profile picturemiss honeyzinha ☆@misshoneyzinhaOct 26
quando vcs notarem o motivo desse título…….
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COCO (@TWOTIMESABITCH) profile picture
COCO
@TWOTIMESABITCHOct 27
I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.
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Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) profile picture
Bec Shaw@BrocklesnitchOct 27
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E! News (@enews) profile pictureE! News
@enewsOct 26
Kristen Bell admitted Dax Shepard flirts with her when he compliments other people: “That's flirting with me because he just made someone else feel good.” bit.ly/4ij6x5U
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Paulie 💕 (@paulieponzi) profile picture
Paulie 💕@paulieponziOct 26
I'm sorry. I don't have time for this right now.
PinkNews (@PinkNews) profile picturePinkNews
@PinkNewsOct 25
Trixie Mattel says she and Frankie Grande had 'consensual, non-monogamous relationship' with Barry Keoghan thepinknews.com/2026/09/01/t…
Trixie Mattel says she had 'non-monogamous relationship' with Barry Keoghan

Trixie Mattel says she had 'non-monogamous relationship' with Barry Keoghan

Trixie Mattel joked she had a 'consensual, non-monogamous relationship' with Ariana Grande's brother Frankie and Barry Keoghan.

thepinknews.com
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Click Bait when you read the article trixie is joking thepinknews.com/2026/09/01/tri…
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RSM #NAFO fellas (@Rod_dk) profile picture
RSM #NAFO fellas@Rod_dkOct 26
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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buxom and bald (@BitchassChicken) profile picture
buxom and bald
@BitchassChickenOct 26
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
Protestia (@Protestia) profile pictureProtestia
@ProtestiaOct 25
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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davey (@justdaveyjustin) profile picture
davey
@justdaveyjustinOct 23
Late stage capitalism is when people who bought up property and fucked the housing market go on strike because they can’t force their guests to do domestic labor
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 (@chleepyishere) profile picture𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞@chleepyishereOct 23
Support for Hila Klein is pivotal right now
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s. (@losthighwway) profile picture
s.@losthighwwayOct 23
rip
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Getty Images has filed for bankruptcy amid mounting debt and growing competition from AI-generated imagery. The company plans to restructure and become privately owned.
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I was here first?
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 (@bbfeebeee) profile picture
𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀@bbfeebeeeOct 23
no i don’t think so
girlfriend in a coma (@paranoidzpark) profile picturegirlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkOct 22
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
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James🔻 (@GoodVibePolitik) profile picture
James🔻@GoodVibePolitikOct 23
Waking up to see a scandal that not only destroys the reputation of one of the most obnoxious and toxic online personalities I know but also does severe and hopefully long lasting emotional damage to a former Israeli soldier
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