Not from Canada

Las Vegas, NV
Joined January 2026
Is that a body part I see in that open locker in the mirror? Eh probably not, must be my eyes playing tricks on me.
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It’s me I’m the friend
Replying to @USATHOMASS
That one friend who uses any situation to rec a song
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Sorry man it’s Shakira
kate upton is still the undisputed sexist woman alive and has gone uncontested since 2014. they just fuckin’ nailed that one and never needed to look back.
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Went running tonight, GROSS
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To the surprise of no one who knows me, imo their best work is now way behind them.
Heard a Turnstile song for the first time and I’m genuinely shocked this is a real band and not something my husband made up
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It was absolutely fucking brilliant fwiw
Gonna go catch You Can See Everything this week while wife is out of town, anyone seen it yet and if so does it live up to the hype?
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“Yeah sorry I was gonna come kick your ass but we took the private jet to the 7th Annual Rhubarb Festival in Lincoln, Nebraska”
My next ticket I’m gonna buy is to your house and kick your ass.
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I heard @AmericanTommy bought a ticket too but he also bought a ticket to a cricket match in Calcutta and a balcony seat to The Nutcracker performed by the Norwegian Symphony Orchestra, all on the same night.
I canceled my ticket once I heard Nathan wasn’t the one doing full frontal.
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Man I think the last time I watched Clockwork was at least 20 years ago, I should rewatch. Not gonna ask a stupid question like “does it hold up today?” because it’s Kubrick and of course it does
Wanted to watch it, but got caught up and stood home
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Gonna go catch You Can See Everything this week while wife is out of town, anyone seen it yet and if so does it live up to the hype?
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And I’ve beaten them all at rping
every fed has the same roster of the same people you see everywhere else
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It really sucks that every competitive RP fed I was ever in that deleted all of their files and didn’t archive anything, I went undefeated in. Now there’s no way to actually prove I never lost and was the best writer there.
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Why is this nothing but Scoob on blu-ray
doing a retirement announcement but the sign-up sheet only contains a link to my amazon wishlist
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my favorite ooc moment in this hobby is still the person who started an onlyfans with the angle that she was an irl efedder. i appreciated the fact that the house she was in looked very untidy, which truly sold the realism of the gimmick.
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American Tommy retweeted
when i retire im jumping off the top rope, and just lifting into the air and being raptured to heaven
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Don’t worry guys I’m never retiring I’ll be here forever
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