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Somebody call Wedgewood right now.
BREAKING: Republican Susan Collins surges to a 42% chance of winning Maine's Senate race, narrowing the gap with Democrat Troy Jackson. The race is now officially in "Tossup" territory. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/MEsenate26
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GOT EEM
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, “I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people.” While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, “War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia.” Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the “Jazeera beach massacre.” If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.
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Well, unlike you Abdul, I don't own luxury houses in India & the UAE.
This is Mike Rogers’ lifestyle. How about yours?
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Here are 3 of Nate Silver's own Silver Bulletin aggregates which literally assigned major “influence” to Wedgewood.
Replying to @NateSilver538
3. I think there's been a tendency to overstate the influence of Wedgewood. They were pretty obscure, though fairly prolific. It's almost always best not to give any individual pollster undue attention, especially if they have no track record.
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OPERATION PROTECT THE VOTE @HSILosAngeles is cracking down on alleged election fraud to protect lawful voters. HSI will continue to pursue election fraudsters and bring them to justice.
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I can't believe they had to make an entire documentary about Lindsey Graham sleeping with Michelle Obama.
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hmmmm
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I'll drop bombs on palestine from my flying car then pick your mom up for dinner and a movie.
Flying cars? Cool, So when will you stop killing kids in Palestine?
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Troy Jackson forgetting to name the kid he had with his cousin “Notto Myknowledge”
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Ah. “Somali Style”
Some parents are ditching plates and silverware for a “dump dinner,” pouring the meal straight onto a foil-covered table and letting the kids dig in. For these families, it’s less about manners and more about making memories.
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The "dump dinner" is a viral social media trend of staged videos primarily for engagement, not a common family practice. Children in videos often react with alarm rather than requesting it. thebiglead.com/dump-dinner-vi… theguardian.com/food/2026/feb/… newsweek.com/table-dump-din…
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Italy, Milan. Diversity has not been, is not, and will never be our strength.
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Can I say something
“No, Senator Slotkin, you can't threaten to throw kids in jail just because you're not getting enough attention in Michigan.”
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“No, Senator Slotkin, you can't threaten to throw kids in jail just because you're not getting enough attention in Michigan.”
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“We feel so good we're dragging Obama to a rally in Atlanta!”
Democrats aren’t cocky - we are bedwetting like usual. But we have reason to feel good judging by the desperate moves of Republicans. Take the sick and disgusting Vivek Ramaswamy ad targeting Amy Acton using her estranged mother. Or Ken Paxton weaving crazy lies about Talarico policy because his lines of attack aren’t working. They’re desperate.
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Minneapolis Mayor Frey: "They come after Somalis because you're future CEOs and entrepreneurs" Yes, that 67 IQ is very intimidating
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“Now have him tell North Carolina about John Husted's ass.”
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Remember, Frenchmen! Heat cooking oil or grease (preferably lard) to boil and throw on those trying to break into your stores! It's harder to get off, AND you can heat it to higher temperatures!
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'I've never heard Donald Trump go after a man.' @RubinReport fact checks @ElissaSlotkin blaming blowback on her threats of lawfare on 'being a woman':
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Ro Khanna represents the least sincere of the new DSA wing: the wealthy pundit who decries wealth. Watch @HolmesJosh, @ComfortablySmug, @MichaelDuncan, and @JohnAshbrook break down the burning of Paris and how it relates to our own left-wing politics on today’s pod, streaming now on YT.
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