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SSGoodGirl

@USSGoodGirl

California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*

 California, USA
Joined April 2009
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The caption vs the pic you get-
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The boy said “hmmm 🤔” and then took some but it’s not his favorite dinner. Cajun sausage and rice.
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Me trying to be an optimist:
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Stepped on one of those air cushion packaging things while carrying a big basket of laundry and almost 💩 myself.
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Smash or pass?
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@snackolator17h
Kraft CINNAMON ROLL Mac & Cheese is 100% real and it's headed to Walmart stores now! This will take Kraft Mac & Cheese and give it that sweet cinnamon roll flavor twist... how that's going to turn out good, I don't know, but I want to find out! You can find this exclusively at Walmart for a limited time - I'll update as soon as it arrives on shelves. Are you trying @kraftmacncheese Cinnamon Roll!? #kraft #macandcheese #walmart #walmartfinds #kraftmacandcheese
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The girl sent me this 😂😂😂
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Good morning ☀️
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I put the Halloween candy out in a bowl I wish someone would steal.
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Good morning ☀️
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It’s raining and I think a Fortnite banana and Art the Clown took the rest of the candy 😂
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More Halloween treats 🎃
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@KiKi1185Nov 1
All lit up outside!!
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@KiKi1185Oct 31
Two down, two to go. I’ll have to do the others tomorrow 😴
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Puggy was very vocal with the missionaries that she did not want to hear a message about Jesus.
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Ghosty says we need all the Halloween candy out of this house immediately 🎃
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No sound on- the way my kids used to look when they were lying about their siblings to get them in big trouble.
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@KiKi1185Oct 31
Replying to @USSGoodGirl
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@KiKi1185Oct 31
Two down, two to go. I’ll have to do the others tomorrow 😴
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It’s Friday night 🎉🎉🎉 who’s having fun?
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Me giving Aldi’s another chance. Nope.
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Good morning ☀️
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