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Here to tweet football & end your clubโ€™s PR, Watch the game so you can argue better later.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2024
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Today I celebrate not just another year of life, but all the growth, strength, and wisdom Iโ€™ve gained along the way.. happy birthday to me๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
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All this โ€œmy man, my manโ€ talk, but the evidence department is empty ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ama mumetuhide?
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If she doesnโ€™t post you, donโ€™t overthink it. Sheโ€™s protecting her options. She still loves you, broโ€ฆ but just know, thatโ€™s how the dust starts.
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All this โ€œmy man, my manโ€ talk, but the evidence department is empty ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ama mumetuhide?
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Women please we are happy in our cribs incase you visit your only task is to make me more happier .....the rest is bullsiht
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As men get older, they realize that their options increase.
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Ooh send me this, send me this. Nitumia ya ringos, nitumia ya soda, nitumia ya chips, ooh nitumia chwani, ooh nitumia soo. Baby girl, tell your boyfriend to send you money, we are not your boyfriend.
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Friends of Brighton & Hove Albion F.C. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿค
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Friends of Brighton ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Men, When you meet a man, Talking to himself and counting fingers, He is: โ€ข Counting his losses โ€ข Redesigning his purpose. โ€ข Zooming his focus. Don't interfere. Let him build and rebuild the foundation of his dream. #MasculinitySaturday
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Men, The woman you are wasting your money on โ€ข Buying flowers โ€ข The latest phone โ€ข Exquisite hotels is taking advantage of you because you are ignorant. Another man is chewing her with just a bowl of boiled beans, water, and salt. STOP SIMPING. #MasculinitySaturday
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Attimes I feel like giving up on women buana huyu manzi nilipatana naye one fine afternoons kea super ...and how she was dressed ikanipea confidence I shot my shott lakini huku Dms buana nakula dust back to back I think I shoukd vhange my approach towards girls mamae
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Up and grateful. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ May every deal, opportunity and connection meant for us come through. Even if it takes time, God, just donโ€™t let us wait too long. ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฝ
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Up and grateful. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ May every deal, opportunity and connection meant for us come through. Even if it takes time, God, just donโ€™t let us wait too long. ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฝ
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MaX๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น retweeted
We might have a successful hatewatch tomorrow ladies and gentlemen Aston Villa
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3 GOALS + 1 ASSISTS. FORGET ABOUT COLE PALMER. FORGET ABOUT FLORIAN WIRTZ. FORGET ABOUT MORGAN ROGERS. FORGET ABOUT MARTIN ร˜DEGAARD. BRUNO FERNANDES IS, AND WILL ALWAYS BE, THE BEST MIDFIELDER IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ’ซ
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Manchester United's Champions League draw!
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๐Ÿšจ ๐—ข๐—™๐—™๐—œ๐—–๐—œ๐—”๐—Ÿ: Real Betis Champions League draw! ๐Ÿ’ซ
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My goat ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ Cristiano Ronaldo with the free spin is crazy luck! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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My goat ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ Cristiano Ronaldo with the free spin is crazy luck! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Silence from the wrong people creates space for the right ones.
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