@UTD_dee112

HUMOUR|CRUISE|BANTER| @manchesterunited forever.

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Joined January 2020
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The fake cough u make in the toilet when u hear fingerprints coming .
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Greeting to all CHAMPIONS!❤️☠️
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Hi, Uphi? 🤲
PrettyGirlFromHluhluwe
@Sneh_MbuyaziiMay 14
🏴‍☠️☠️☠️
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Modimonthatile❤️@nthatssssMay 13
Bucs Queens, Share your favourite Pictures from this season🫶🏼🏴‍☠️
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refilwe🫦@mofo_refilweMay 13
We need to talk about how ‘I’m not ready for a relationship’ means ‘I’m ready, just not with you’ 😭
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island glow 🏝️
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Mo@modise__May 13
Sgubhu se Oros@damn_snookiiMay 13
If she needs lube then it could also be his fault…
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If given the opportunity oh yes I would!
vivi@vivitoodumbMay 13
Would u kiss oomf 😳😳😳😳😳
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@ttfalorMay 13
remember a girl here saying she cried to her cheating bf & he told her to cry elsewhere wamo shishimisha that’s when i knew i treat women like princesses
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King Phelz
@KingPhelzMay 13
Hated. Adored. Never Ignored.
Ball Liners
@BallLinersMay 13
If you’re a real football fan, tell me the football club you support without mentioning its name.
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duke
@millersgftMay 12
Whatsapp's fall off began with the channels feature
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The tl is so nice when you are not the one trending. 😂🤣
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My curtains seeing me wash the bed sheets every week
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𝓐𝔂𝓸✯
@shefwayoMay 12
me after one good text conversation
𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧@doc_zee7May 11
i be liking people too fast
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That elephant every 2 seconds 😭😭😭
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L E S E D I
@_Hybreed_May 13
• Mamelodi Sundowns bottled the league. • A brother spent R15K on vacation with a low sex drive. • The whole TL got scammed imali yesililo Too much isphithiphithi 😩
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Lying about a funeral? Posting Ulusu and an obituary? Making sure she's the only one who sees it while you're having the time of your life? I'm sorry but he was playing the game!😭🔥
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Thando@ThandoNtshizaMay 12
You think your fat ass got him bricked up kanti he got his fix at the petrol station on his way home 😭😭😭
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