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Harry Kane is a better 9 than Suarez
I’m proud to have watched some of the finest #9s the game has ever seen. All these names mentioned are bloody good strikers and footballers but please, always reserve special praise for Luis Suarez. When you do it for Ajax where he scored 49 goals in a season, and people say let’s see if he can do it on a bigger level, and he stepped it up to Liverpool and won the European Golden Shoe while having the highest assists in the league, and went even a notch higher to do it again at Barcelona, you’ll always have my admiration and respect. Suarez won the European Golden Shoe in a Messi-Ronaldo era and he racked up assists too. Went to Gremio with one knee and was still as devastating. They were crying to see him leave. He scored 27 goals and 17 assists in his final year there (with one knee). Suarez is a textbook for a #9. He’s a better footballer than anyone on that list including Kane. But what a list.
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GOONS retweeted
Replying to @PrinceOzumba
Ronaldo to Jayjay 😆😆😆
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Football won
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Today's prediction: I’ll select 3 winners today. 20k (£10) each. Please follow my sponsor @UTDgoons Argentina v England Correct score + Total corners If the correct score you choose is a DRAW in full time, please mention the final winner. E.g Morocco 1 v 1 Netherlands (Morocco qualifies). As usual, let’s just have fun, NO USE OF BURNERS, No multiple predictions, not worth it and we might disqualify. I actually disqualified a burner account last time, let’s just avoid it. Also, if you win and you do not want the money, you can ask me to give someone else. This is for fun purposes alone.
Today's prediction: I’ll select 2 winners today. 20k (£10) each. France v Spain Correct score + Total corners If the correct score you choose is a DRAW in full time, please mention the final winner. E.g Morocco 1 v 1 Netherlands (Morocco qualifies). As usual, let’s just have fun, NO USE OF BURNERS, No multiple predictions, not worth it and we might disqualify. I actually disqualified a burner account last time, let’s just avoid it. Also, if you win and you do not want the money, you can ask me to give someone else. This is for fun purposes alone.
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Top guy. Down to earth. Goes about his business and appreciates the enormity of what God has given him. They love to play for Nigeria. They don’t shirk responsibility and international assignments. They know it’s a privilege to play for the Super Eagles and they live it. There are those who think they are doing the country a favour by playing for the Super Eagles.
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That’s life. Someone, a family feels devastated somewhere that their son has missed out on the greatest football spectacle due to injury. And there’s another family entirely joyous about theirs taking that opportunity. Football, in all its core elements, mirrors life. It tells everything you need to know. Whatever plans he’s had, however juicy they may be, have to wait. When your country calls, you pack your bags, especially when you’ve not had many.
🇦🇷 Here's the moment Marcos Senesi found out he was going to the World Cup. 📞⛱️ He's on holiday with his other half, Kelci-Rose Bowers, and receives the call from Lionel Scaloni.
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It has been a good day. Many people are in my DM showing so much appreciation. At least, lots of people will be able to watch the World Cup. Someone just told me now that he’s watching the opening ceremony on @StarTimes_Ng app. Enjoy. Thanks to those who sponsored and paid for more people to have access. @thefeezco @UTDgoons I appreciate. Enjoy the World Cup.
If you want to watch all 104 World Cup matches in Nigeria, I can pay for 10 people to subscribe for StarTimes. I think it’s 4k. You can just watch all the matches from your phone. No hassle Download the StarTimes On app & show me a screenshot, I’ll select 10 people randomly.
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GOONS retweeted
The FIFA World Cup 2026 kicks off today, and here’s a little thought for anyone with a dream they want to see become reality over the next four years. As @akinalabi Akin Alabi, a staunch Man Utd supporter, once said: “The best time to plant an Iroko tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is now. Twenty years will still come whether you plant it or not.” If you have a business idea that will take four years to materialize, a degree you want to earn, a skill you want to learn, or a dream you’ve been postponing, start now.
 The next World Cup will be in 2030. Whether you start today or not, it will still come. By the time the world gathers again for the 2030 World Cup, that business could already be running. You’ll either be grateful that you started in 2026 or wishing you had. Four years sounds like a long time, until it isn’t. Start now. I wish us all a fantastic World Cup. 🌍⚽ #WorldCup2026 #FIFA2026 #StartNow #Motivation #WorldCup
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GOONS retweeted
Good morning FT
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GOONS retweeted
Casemiro’s aerial ability is so underrated. He has scored tonight again with his head. I watched Maguire’s post-match interview after one of their games where he mentioned how good Casemiro is aerially. He said he was surprised and he now likes the fact that on corners, even if they crowd him, there’s Casemiro who is a danger too.
🇧🇷 Obrigado Maracanã !! Nos vemos nos Estados Unidos!!!
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Good morning top four , it’s a day of retweet fam ❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏
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Please don’t make fun of kids that believe in Santa, there are still grown adults that still believe Arsenal will win the Premier League
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Thank you, Tyrell ❤️
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Bruno’s Player of the season win has completely overshadowed Arsenal’s Premier League title.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dem no consider Dr Max for the award
Introducing your Young Player of the Season... @mancity's Nico O'Reilly 🎉
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GOONS retweeted
Bruno Fernandes: I'm a world best midfielder than Enzo Fernandes. Enzo Fernandes: 😂
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Summer officially started the second Tyga uploaded this
TYGA 2POPS OUT NOW 🚨
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who is this guy and what does he do better than Trent?
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GOONS retweeted
Don’t jinx this like you did during the club World Cup against Chelsea, please.
🚨 Le PSG affrontera Aston Villa le 12 août 2026 à la Red Bull Arena de Salzbourg.
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After seeing the players Thomas Tuchel left behind.
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