UberFluff

After a long hiatus, I return with another entry in the series, “things my ADHD wife says” Yesterday evening she asked me, “what time does the big light in the sky turn off” I’ll let you guys sit with that one for a while….

Alrighty homies this is gonna be a long one so buckle the fuck up. I know I’ve been pretty MIA for the past few months. Mostly this has been because work has been absolutely all consuming but I’ve also taken some time to reflect on what it is exactly I get out of streaming. As some of you know, Cancer is the main reason I started streaming. I was stuck inside, unable to drive, feeling super fatigued from chemo. I felt like I was watching life play out for others while it passed me by. I knew couldn’t change the situation I was in, but there were things I could do to at least keep me from going insane. I needed a way to keep myself engaged and social. I’d always lurked in streams but never actually spent much time thinking about being on the other side of the camera. The thing is, I was already playing games cause that was about all I could so I thought why the fuck not, let’s give this shit a go. I’m fucking glad I did. It was a life line at a time I desperately needed something to hold on to. I’ve met some fucking awesome people, some I even got to meet in real life as I got better. At this point however, it feels like that magic has been lost. It doesn’t feel like we are building genuine connections with people any more. It has the facade of a community, built on a system of clout farming and manufactured engagement. This isn’t what I wanted this to be about, for me at least, and that’s all I can speak to. My own personal reasons for doing this and my own personal experience. If you’re winning in the current meta, then all the fucking power to you, I won’t knock anyone genuinely trying to make a life for themselves. For me though, I need this to be about genuine connections, meeting new people, chatting shit, sharing memes and having interesting and thought provoking conversations from time to time. So, from now on, I will just be hanging out, playing games, and chatting with anyone and everyone who comes through. I’m not in this to climb the ladder, that’s what my day job is for. I’m here for genuine human connection, and that’s what my stream is always gonna be about. So if that sounds like a bit of you, you’re always welcome in the Degen Clubhouse ❤️ Much love as always homies. Thanks for coming to my TED talk 😂

The man, the myth, the legend is back!

Wellll soo much for that stream 😂 super bad weather out in the country today, so power keeps cutting out intermittently! I think I’ll call it today but I’ll be back for a few streams this week! Soz homies! Much love as always!

Y’all should definitely pull up for this, top class gal!

The subathon begins tomorrow homies! We starting the absolute chaos with Cursed halo. You are not going to want to miss this! It is broken in all the right ways, from perfect accuracy sniper Jackels to piss grunts and the gmod tool gun. I promise you it will not disappoint. I’ll see you in there!

So as you all know I'm a big fan of Soulslike games, especially Elden ring. As such during the Subathon, i will be integrating @CrowdControl to allow you to make my life a living hell While we play through Elden ring yet again. This tool allows you to spawn in bosses, mobs, trigger one hit ko mode, and all kinds of suffering! You'll find it pinned in the stream chat while we are live playing Elden ring. I've set all the costs as low as is reasonable so you can essentially spam the suffering as much as you want (probably a bad call but eh, YOLO) See ya in there!

Glimpse of what we got coming for the costume items, who’s pumped!?

I Stand by these goals for the Cursed Subathon. Punish me daddy. If somehow we reach 500 subs i will get Gyatt tattooed on my ass. If we get more than that, ill consider letting Chat decide what the tattoo is. Wheel spin every unique gifted Every 25 subs chat gets to add to the wheel 1 sub = 5 pushups 2 subs = 5 squats ass to camera 5 Subs = Costume addition 10 Subs = Shot of Ultra Hot sauce 20 Subs = Shot of Vinegar 50 = Subs 1 minute dance to song chosen by chat 100 = Subs Left is right and inverted camera for an hour 150 = Subs read fanfic seriously chosen by chat 200 = subs Wall mart Gimp suit @RealHokiePokie @StealYaGranny this is for you. 250 = Subs Gift 20 subs back to community

Something bigs coming this weekend homies! In celebration of my 3 year cancer anniversary and my 2 year streaming anniversary on kick we will be running the biggest degen subathon the clubhouse has ever put on! You don’t wana miss this shit I promise you that! Huge shoutout to @DennakoDesigns for the absolutely kick ass poster! More deets coming soon!

All righty homies, now that we got that check mark we gota take things seriously! I'm starting up a new segment that I'm hoping ya'll will get behind. From next Sunday onwards we will be doing Meme Review every fortnight! (there will be prizes) Submit your worst/best memes in the form at the link below (its embedded in the link tree) and make sure your in chat to see what kinda degeneracy the community comes up with! linktr.ee/uberfluff

Well, you can all disregard my previous tweet, it appears that was just a glitch, instead I'm SUPER FUCKING HYPED to inform you that we got that green tick baby! Huge thanks to @kick @KickCommunity to coming back to me so quick and acknowledging that there was an issue and giving the fucking awesome news! I honestly cant believe it and i don't even know what to say other than thank you, from the bottom of my heart, to every single person whose supported me from day one of my streaming journey. We made it to verified after just under two years of streaming! I took streaming up as a hobby and a way to meet people while i was stuck at home on chemo feeling sorry for myself. I never dreamed id be at this point here where we've actually made something of it. Thank you again homies, Degen Clubhouse forever!

Soooooo I submitted the application for verified but i got an unexpected response back, I only just hit the metrics and i have never applied previously but the response states that I've submitted an app within the last 30 days? Anyone else had this before? Doesn't appear to be the standard rejection email (which would be fine if that's the case) just now sure where to take it from here? @kick @KickCommunity

Well homies, looks like we did it, we got the metrics to apply for verified. What do you reckon we do, give it a shot and go for the tick, or should we wait it out for partner? Huge thanks to @RealHokiePokie @StealYaGranny @HickmanRodgers @redqroh for the absolutely fucking massive hosts that pushed it over the edge! I wouldn't be anywhere with out you guys and the broader community. The continued love and support over the past two years, even with my intermittent inconsistency means more than you know. I wana keep growing and pushing this thing, having the potential to turn this into something more than a hobby is a fantasy i never thought would come even close to reality, but here we are, making actual progress day by day. Much love as always guys, its all you, raise a toast to the Degen Clubhouse!

Honestly, kinda cant believe just how close we are to actually potentially getting that green tick. Really didn't expect to be in a position where i got even close to a point were this would be possible but i can't really claim any of the credit! It's all you people who decided to spend there precious time watching some degenerate from the bottom of the world screech pure nonsense into a microphone 😂 Would be kinda cool if we could grab that green check before the 2 year anniversary stream extravaganza in July! We keep on pushing!

I added an uber specific command, I've immortalised myself in meme format