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As a manager, once you disagree with this four principles of Jose Mourinho, then your insanity needs to be checked…
Michael Carrick’s philosophy is something I have never heard in the football world 💔
Aston Villa fans acting like they could have won the game against Bournemouth if Zion Suzuki was on the pitch 😹🤡
It’s time to accept that the performance was below average and they outclassed you guys last night..
In as much as there are signs of improvement and progress, Aston Villa is not the top team being claimed that was built in four years 🤨
I can still bet you all that Man United will definitely end up finishing above Villa once season ends. You lots ought to get used to the last season template where we struggled but finished strongly💪🏼
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
🚨🗣️ @FabrizioRomano on Benjamin Sesko:
“Benjamin Sesko is still dealing with an injury at Manchester United.
They have a feeling that if they force Benjamin’s comeback now, in November or in December, he could return to the pitch in those conditions and risk suffering another injury, potentially being out and not fully fit for a long time.
So United’s decision, together with Benjamin Sesko’s camp, is to make sure Benjamin recovers in the best way possible.
It will take almost two months, and so he’s expected to be back 100% ready in January 2027. So 2026 is OVER for Benjamin Šeško. He’s returning in 2027.’’
#MUFC
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
Unai Emery got it wrong against Bournemouth tonight because he was invited to the Ballon D’or Ceremony….
The reason is simple:
It got into his head that he felt he was already on Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola’s level and felt Aston Villa got that same squad depth with PSG🤡🤣
And the truth is, you can’t have a Toyota Corolla then you try to raise with a Lamborghini.
I thought Aston Villa fans are now a big club that can compete on the highest level?🤡😹
Unai Emery is doing a great job but he is miles away from being among the greatest managers right now so let that sink in🤷🏽♂️
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
Aston Villa fans: “We have got a really good squad depth so it’s important Suzuki is rested”
Marco Bizot against Bournemouth:👇
Aston Villa fans: “We have got a really good squad depth so it’s important Suzuki is rested”
Marco Bizot against Bournemouth:👇
Unai Emery got it wrong against Bournemouth tonight because he was invited to the Ballon D’or Ceremony….
The reason is simple:
It got into his head that he felt he was already on Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola’s level and felt Aston Villa got that same squad depth with PSG🤡🤣
And the truth is, you can’t have a Toyota Corolla then you try to raise with a Lamborghini.
Cristiano Ronaldo has 161M views on this post snapping with his son.
@grok , if Ronaldo was to be paid like a regular x creator, how much would this post earn him and how much would he give his son?
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
Clash of two Spanish managers and you can judge for yourself who is the better one.
Something similar happened which both of them got a penalty with 4 minutes…
Rogers scored
Gakpo scored
Liverpool 1:1 Chelsea
Clash of two Spanish managers and you can judge for yourself who is the better one.
Something similar happened which both of them got a penalty with 4 minutes…
Rogers scored
Gakpo scored
Liverpool 1:1 Chelsea
“Aston Villa can reach the league Cup quarter finals for only the second time”🤡
🤖 Made with AI
Aston Villa can reach the League Cup quarter-finals for only the second time in 14 seasons this evening. Bournemouth have also won their last four matches and lost just once at home this term, but haven't beaten Villa on home soil in over four years. Intriguing tie...
#AVFC
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
So all of a sudden Michael Carrick has started adding intensity to his training?😹
I think it’s good for people to face pains tribulations before they could sit up properly…
So all of a sudden Michael Carrick has started adding intensity to his training?😹
I think it’s good for people to face pains tribulations before they could sit up properly…
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
“I will definitely win the Ballon D’or because I won the World Cup like Messi and I’m the highest paid in Barcelona”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
Moment Henry Winter stresses how dangerous owners like the Glazers are to football.
After much pressure, they decided to handle over the disaster to Ratcliffe to continue on that d3ad legacy.
Painfully, this call has gone on for the past decade and we're still here💔
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
Two days ago, I posted that there’s rumours that INEOS would want to test the waters with £15 Million for Chelsea's 18 years old kid Estêvão...
They called me names that I’m rage baiting but I think it’s very clear now from a more trusted source @indykaila 🤷🏽♂️
We all know he is frustrated with limited game time..
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
Sir Alex Ferguson contributed to United's problems like 70% and It wasn't just the Glazers.
Walk with me...
While City were signing Džeko, Ferguson brought in Michael Owen on a free.
City signed Silva, he signed Obertan.
City also signed Aguero, he signed Bebe.
When Chelsea signed Hazard, he signed Nick Powell.
He held meetings with Guardiola and Mourinho but he failed to convince the💔
The gap wasn't only financial but some of those transfer decisions hurt us badly and it’s that part of the story that gets overlooked.
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Sir Alex Ferguson contributed to United's problems like 70% and It wasn't just the Glazers.
Walk with me...
While City were signing Džeko, Ferguson brought in Michael Owen on a free.
City signed Silva, he signed Obertan.
City also signed Aguero, he signed Bebe.
When Chelsea signed Hazard, he signed Nick Powell.
He held meetings with Guardiola and Mourinho but he failed to convince the💔
The gap wasn't only financial but some of those transfer decisions hurt us badly and it’s that part of the story that gets overlooked.
🤖 Made with AI
Klub Jae 🌎 retweeted
🚨💣 CONFIRMED:
Michael Carrick and Bruno Fernandes have met FACE-TO-FACE to clear the air between them!
Both are DETERMINED to turn Manchester United’s season around. 🤝
#MUFC [@SkySportsNews]
🚨💣 BREAKING:
Michael Carrick and Bruno Fernandes held FACE-TO-FACE talks at Carrington yesterday to clear the air!
Both are determined to turn United’s season around, with Bruno now expected to play a BIGGER role against Chelsea.
A separate full-squad meeting was also held to address poor results and performances.
#MUFC [@RobDorsettSky, @DanyalHKhan, Sky]
