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Hi, it's Ug.
To the real ones still sticking with me, I appreciate you immensely.
Plenty DMs againπ©
I'm doing great, I promise.
Be back soon.
Kindly stay with Ug.π
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LOL.
Money cannot keep what cannot be kept.
You canβt even control it, itβs a situation you can never control.
Trust me, you can do everything right in this world in a relationship, and if sheβs a serial cheat, sheβll still cheat.
Whether you check her phone, try to gate-keep, or do everything possible in this life to stop it from happening, if she wants to cheat on you, sheβll still cheat.
If you even have to act like the FBI all the time in the first place, looking for what is not lost, donβt you think thereβs already a problem?
No matter how many checks you want to do, a cheat is a cheat. Youβre just stressing your heart and making yourself restless for nothing.
Cheating is a choice.
Cheating is, and can become a habit.
If you suspect something, talk. If they act too fishy, extremely suspicious or you find something, know when to talk away to save your mental health. A cheating woman cannot be saved, but your head space needs the save.
She could be all clingy with you, look at you closely with romantic eyes. She could be all lovey-dovey with you, and very communicative, all while texting and banging another man behind you.
You dare doubt me?
She was cheating me with not one but three men.
The day I found out? I spent 6+ weeks in the Intensive care unit.
See, Angela almost took my life. Your girl could be doing same to you right now. Be warned.
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I actually believe who you are will always reflect, to some extent, in your writings, opinions and the things you choose to say publicly.
Your tweets may not tell me everything about you, but they reveal certain parts of you; your mindset, values, thought process and sometimes even your character.
So yes, I judge you by what you tweet.
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Like I always say only disloyal men think that there are no faithful women.
They know how cheating they are, so they can't imagine someone else is not.
If you're dating that kind of partner, you won't have peace at all.
A cheating man is usually the most suspicious man in the relationship.
He knows exactly what heβs doing behind her back, so he starts imagining sheβs doing it too.
She takes too long to reply? Suspicious.
She goes out without him? Suspicious.
Her phone is suddenly private? Suspicious.
Meanwhile, she could be at home minding her business while heβs creating an entire crime documentary in his head.
Cheaters donβt just betray you. Sometimes they spend the whole relationship expecting you to betray them the way they betrayed you.
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Unemployment rate in different countries (2026)
1) Canada β 6.4%
2) United Kingdom β 5.0%
3) United States β 4.2%
4) Australia β 4.6%
5) France β 8.3%
6) Spain β 10.0%
7) Germany β 4.0%
8) Nigeria - 5%
So people are gainfully employed in Nigeria than Spain, France and Canada .
The unemployment rate in Nigeria is the same as UK π¬π§ π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Because of the nonsense MTN did today, Iβll be using Glo till further notice
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The penis is not just another part of the body; itβs a unique device.
Itβs loved for its ability to hug the wet, muscular walls of the vagina as it goes in and out during intimacy.
I call it a perfect βvaginal scratching deviceβ that helps scratch the walls of the vagina as you thrust.
That is why, when you let her ride, she tries to grind and move toward the vaginal wall that itches her the most.
You see that ability of the penis to cure the horny itch?
That is what makes them love the D.
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People are getting so tired of being broke that a small amount of money now gives them temporary happiness.
Someone receives β¦20k and suddenly feels like life has started afresh again.
That is how badly people need to survive.
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If it hinges on probability, then it certainly isnβt karma. A good man can still have his family suffer despite living a good life. Evil befalls both good and bad people, so why do people suddenly assume that when something bad happens to a bad person, it must be karma?
By its principle, karma should be absolute and certain, not something that happens sometimes or maybe. People believe there are certain punishments waiting for bad people because of the terrible things they do, but sometimes what looks like karma may simply be the result of a miscalculation or bad decision that could have happened to anyone.
Someone like Wike could do all the things people accuse him of and still live happily ever after. I also laugh when people say Soludoβs son is his karma. Anyone can have a child who turns out differently from what they expected. As long as bad things continue to happen to both good and bad people, there is no rational basis for assuming that every misfortune that befalls a bad person is karma.
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There is absolutely nothing like karma. It doesnβt exist.
Life does not always punish bad people or reward good ones. Some of the most terrible people live happily, enjoy success and get away with the things they do, while some of the kindest people suffer through things they never deserved.
The world does not operate on some universal system of justice where everyone eventually gets what they deserve. Sometimes, bad people win, good people lose, and nothing happens to balance the scales.
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Since I noticed that replies no longer counts, I got to understand why we have so many empty boxes.
And the funny fact is that replies now carry much weight in views..
Your replies now bag more than your actual post.
That's why I make sure I quote too..
I do more of quoting.
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These days we don't know what some of you are selling anymore!
You say you're selling shoes but it is your butt and your breasts that's on full display...
Hanty, which one we dey buy???
Epp us to epp you!πΆ
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There are two types of women on this app.
The ones who make you think their relationship is terrible. And the ones who make you think they're in the sweetest relationship ever.
Let's call them Tolu & Amaka.
Tolu is always talking about her man.
"He doesn't do anything", "He never takes me anywhere", "I'm tired", "Nothing is happening in my life"
Then there's Amaka.
She doesn't necessarily have a perfect relationship, but somehow, whenever she talks about her man, there's always something good to hear.
"He surprised me with dinner"
"He got me this for my birthday"
"We celebrated this little win together", "My man did this really thoughtful thing today"
Now, if you've been seeing both women on this app for months, who would you assume has the better relationship?
Probably Amaka.
But here's the catch: You actually don't know. You've never been in either woman's house.
You don't know what happens when the cameras are off. You only know what they've consistently shown you.
And that is exactly how positioning works in business.
Your customers don't know what happens behind the scenes either. They don't know how many nights you stayed up working. They don't know how much you've sacrificed. They don't know the challenges you're facing. They only see what you put in front of them.
So if all your business shows them is: "No sales today", "Business is hard", "Please patronise me", "I need customers"
Eventually, what do you think they start associating your business with?
Struggle....
But when you also show the orders coming in, happy customers, better packaging, new equipment, improvements, milestones and growth, you're creating a different perception:
"This business is growing"
You're not lying. You're not pretending everything is perfect.
You're simply understanding one important thing: People can only form an opinion from the evidence you give them.
You cannot control what everyone thinks about your business. But you can be intentional about what you consistently show them.
So, what story is your business currently telling people?