Sad Knuckles

I found 6 rolls of toilet paper at safeway today and it felt like finding a chaos emerald

Alright everybody I'm off to go die for the economy because as we all know we are completely worthless when we're not constantly buying stuff

Telling people to stop hoarding toilet paper will not prevent the subhuman trash from hoarding all the toilet paper and thus still preventing my elderly mother from getting any toilet paper at all

What if we release half life 3 but it's a super good VR game.. aha ha jk.. unless? 👀👀

If the coronavirus was more serious we'd all be fucked 😂

"mediating in the desert" ya sure we all know jared leto was on some cactus juice vision quest seeing the lizard king and shit

We had to pause world war 3 because earth tryna netflix and ill

I genuinely just want all of you to be ok so please look out for your family and be safe and dodge that corona

As an average American, I for one am unable to poop comfortably without being surrounded by my mountains of hoarded toilet paper and hand sanitizer

Apparently every day is black friday during a global pandemic 😂

Haha jokes on u coronavirus I been practicing social distancing ever since I was a kid

Time will irrevocably change you. I just wasn't vibing with the casual, heavy handed racism that came with the height of my popularity. I am well and thoroughly retired. I promise my tweets won't be shit but if you're here for "da wae brudda" then you need to grow up 😂

I apologise for pushing my political agenda, I know how it looks. That being said, Coronavirus mostly put World War 3 on hold for now - and when the crisis is over, Bernie is the only president I trust to not send my country into war against yours, so if you blame me then jog on

I was initially drawn to all this because memes united us, and they still do even on the verge of a global pandemic. I return from the void to wish safety for you and your loved ones during this time of crisis. Take care of them. To my fellow US citizens, PLEASE VOTE FOR BERNIE