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Hey everyone I am now on the other blue app @ Uhmlijah please I miss you all

Missing you all

John Lennon would've loved Cat in the Hat (2003)

Should I go see Timmy H. decker in Florida next year? I will dress just like him and stand in the corner

What are you up to right now?

Ya'll I had a model on tap for the first time the other day and it changed my view on beer (and made me really good at throwing axes)

Selling my soul to the devil for another pack of Pabst blue rn

I got dinosaur patterned scar tape for my top surgery incisions (same cost as plain boring scar tape)

No but really how are ya'll having jobs. what kinda work are you doing?? I'm doing a little but of freelance 'comedy' writing but I need something else on top of that

Anyone wanna hire me? I will do it

About to finish watching Fifth Element for the first time. I am loving this shit. Bruce Willy serving cunt fr

I got to keep it (on my body)

When I stand up I feel like a melting ice cream and I have to hold my chest together and walk hunched so I don't pour out all over the floor (I'm 100% solid and haven't experienced any pain or complications this is the only weird thing)

TikTok doing a really good job of brainwashing me into maybe possibly falling a little bit in love with Joost (I have never watched E*r*Vis*on in my entire life)

Can't wait to find out if they let me keep my third nipple or if they took it off and threw it away (I can't see my chest till Wednesday)

banned

Finally watched Dream Scenario yesterday. I plan on watching as many movies as I can during my recovery send recs

taking my tits off in like 3 days this is crazy will be live tweeting it

I knew I would have to get into a little debt to get my boobs off but I never coulda guessed who I'd be owing my big money bucks to,,,..

I have a cool interview on Wednesday and I got a follow up with the library! Send good vibes I'm just trying to afford to be alive