Bobby Drake

*sells cold burgers to customers and blames @ULTSpiderMan_ *

Oh yeah! I do. I turn my hand into a racket and throw balls at people. Heh. #DoubleMeaning.

I meant THESE balls. *holds blue tennis balls* You perv!

With great blue balls, comes great short-ness. (What? I can turn my body blue/icy so yeah..I DO have blue balls. LITERALLY.)

Yeah, mock with my height. REAL SMOOTH, SPIDEY'S WRITER, REAL SMOOTH!

This one seems cool too.

Guys, is it just my crappy chorme or twitter is fucked up? I can't get into ANY twitter page! Thank god for tweet deck...

#schoolmemories SOMEONE turning every liquid into ice....in winter. *grins* There was some chaos..

*sips tea, sees Sue's tweet, chokes on his tea* SUE! THERE ARE KIDS HERE! *shudders*

I Hate My Face? LOL NO. #ImSexy #AndYouKnowIt