Today is EASTER🐇👉👈😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN 💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣COCK🐤 in your 👅🎀basket👜😩 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅and your 🍳 easter eggs 🍳 fertilized🌱 Jesus✝️ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏⚡️😉you BAD😏BUNNY🐰🍆

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Ultra · Apr 5, 2020 · 2:16 AM UTC

Ultra@Ultra151515 Apr 2020

deadbeat dads be listenin to TOOSIE SLIDE but wont make an effort TO SEE their kids go down the SLIDE 🔥🔥🔥 LMK TEAM 🔥😆😂😂💯😂💯🔥

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Ultra · Mar 31, 2020 · 5:34 PM UTC

Ultra@Ultra1515131 Mar 2020

i've been trying to understand this for the past 10 minutes someone PLEASE explain

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Ultra · Mar 17, 2020 · 10:52 PM UTC

Ultra@Ultra1515117 Mar 2020

HAPPY 😜🤗 ST PATDICKS 🍀🍆🍺 DAY YOU HORNY LEPRECHAUNS 😜💦 SHAMROCK 🍀 SHAKE DAT ASS FOR PAPI👏🏼👅🍑 DONT DRINK THAT BEER 😳🙅🏻🍺 DRINK DADDY'S LUCKY CUMMIES👅💦😋 RIDE THE RAINBOW 🌈🏃🏽 LIKE YOU'D RIDE THIS DICK 🍆🍑😳 AND LAND 🛬 NEXT TO THIS YEAR'S 📅 POT OF GOLD AND CUM💪🏼💰

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Ultra · Mar 15, 2020 · 7:17 PM UTC

Ultra@Ultra1515115 Mar 2020

🚨 NEW GOODS IN STOCK 🚨 hands sanitizer: 20/ounce toilet paper: 12/g tap in fellas 📲📲📲

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Ultra · Mar 13, 2020 · 12:25 AM UTC

Ultra@Ultra1515113 Mar 2020

ACHOO‼️What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏 Uh-oh😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 coronavirus 😤😜😜 Don't you know that the coronavirus 🤒 is CUMMING💦 to America 🇺🇲⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌏 HOE Organisation 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19📅 a POSSIBLE PANTIE-DEMIC👄👌👈

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Ultra · Mar 13, 2020 · 12:26 AM UTC

Ultra@Ultra1515113 Mar 2020

No more touching daddy 😫🧓 until you wash🚿🚿your 🤮nasty little 🤞 fingers🖐️🖖 for 6️⃣9️⃣ secounds with sHOEp 💧 and water💦💧👅 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading your germs🤢🤒🤕 and start spreading 😯 your legs👣👄👀 because everyone 👩👨‍🏫👷‍♂️is TWERKING😈

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