UltraSavage St. MINTING APRIL 1ST

gm wankers. It only took a few days of shit posting to get the artist to put down his switch and cheetos. We have only been in concept since April (WTF?). We are embarrassed to announce Roadmap .69, phase 2 starts tomorrow. @EbisusBay wen opening for launch? Welcome 2 tha block!

We're back! April Fools. You weren't ready for us then. By the looks of the hot garbage you are buying, you still ain't ready for us🤣

Merry Xmas Cronos, you smell like a bums nut sack. This isn't the Christmas miracle you are looking for, but it's time to drain the lizard. Reply with your best present, drink, or even STD you got below and a random person will win 450 #CRO

Congratulations CRO-believers. You are still a bunch of fuckin bums 🤣.

For all of my delightful friends overseas, our yearly reminder that we'll never be royals..... And also fuck yo tea!!!! #IndependenceDay

Not everyone is cut out for it.... #bumlife

Fuck it, it's Friday....line up everybody

In a Bull market there will be lots of scantily clad women trying to shill you hot garbage. In a Bear? It looks a bit different, but still smells the same.

I read the TA on the charts so you didn't have to. It's fine, and you're welcome 😎

Fuck it, its Friday.....time to hit the peyote and enter the spirit world.

Soon........ @cz_binance

NFT founders be walking like this guy post mint. IYKYK

Thank you @kris for the shout out from @cryptocom @cryptocomnft in your newsletter recognizing USS as the greatest meme project on @cronosapp. We made it kids crypto.com/research/memes

Your favorite NFT founders first failed project. Probably:

We have hit the point in the bear market where you idiots just send people your money for nothing? What did we draw all these bums for again? 🤣

Because @UltraPog is mad jelly I'm homies with @JohnCena and I'm hella petty.

In the US Memorial Day is the official kick off of Summer. Booze, boats, and BBQ. Never forget "all gave some, some gave all".

I cannot believe none of ya all told me @Eminem had a new album out. WTF

Hey all you parents, it's that time of year....Welcome to my Nightmare