The police tried interrogating me about what Forever Young was doing to a young adolescent boy like me and I had to 1v2 those niggas because only I can be her special little nepo baby.
When my parents eventually filed for divorce, Forever Young showed up and paid my parents a great sum of money to SOMEHOW get custody of me. Afterwards, she told me that I was going to be her "special little nepo baby" and started slowly jerking me off.
If the aliens ever come to try and take my brain I'm deadass going to use my power to blast 1000 hours of gentildonna and verxina sweaty post race scissoring into their brains, essentially mindfucking them for even having the thought of doing that.
Back then I used to be a huge fan of Ninjago and when I told my trainee phalaenopsis about it, she invited me to an alleyway to teach me how to do special "mouth spinjitzu" which had me hyped. I was raped shortly after.
I tried calling Chris Hansen on Copano Rickey for failing a 1% training and she deadass awakened the zone and slimed him the fuck out. After that she transcended reality to turn me into a shota to groom me.
