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Manchester, England
Joined February 2009
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Hello. Been a minute. Just popping in to say that I’ve hit a 1000 day streak on @HeatleGame and have literally never lost. That’s all. Back to the void I go.
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I cant even tell you how fuckin funny this shit is lmaoo #WrestleMania
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Well that’s probably going to be my personal best for the rest of time
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Wordle 950 2/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I only tweet my impressive Wordle results now
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#HereWeGo is the hashtag for the Steelers. Used to be I read it enthusiastically. Optimistically. Like Mario. Or like a Captain about to lead a strike force against danger. Excitement. Anticipation. Now it’s like…“Ugh. Here we go…”
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NEVERMIND! HERE WE BLOODY WELL GO!
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Made a 25-slide PowerPoint to introduce my players to the setting for my ‘Game of Thrones x Bikini Bottom’ campaign that’s starting tomorrow. Yes I’m still single why do you ask?
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Devastating news to wake up to. Rest in peace, Andre.
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Pagliacci jokes are my favourite thing and this is just spectacular.
Heard joke once: man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him."
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Holy crap. I’ve been watching ZP weekly since I was in college. This, combined with Achievement Hunter closing earlier this year, is a huge blow to the millennial gamers. Thanks for everything, Yahtz.
Today, I formally resigned from The Escapist and Gamurs. I don't have the rights to Zero Punctuation, but whatever happens you'll be hearing my voice again soon, in a new place. Join this discord for updates in the coming days: discord.gg/uFNQKKh6Jq
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Being a #Steelers fan is just constant heart attacks. Shit my pants multiple times in that Tennessee drive. Ugly win is still a win though.
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Dude. I’ve been a fan of Supermassive Games for years. The Dark Pictures Anthology, as much as I love those games, has admittedly always been a bit of a weak link compared to Until Dawn. But I’m just now getting around to The Devil in Me and holy fucking shit.
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I am fully on edge. I have been in fight or flight mode for a few hours. My heart rate hasn’t gone below triple digits the entire time. The atmosphere. The sound design. This is some good fucking horror. Absolute return to form. Haven’t been this scared since Until Dawn.
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Marathoning the John Wick movies and how many times is this poor man going to get hit by a car??
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Also how many New Yorkers are assassins? Hardly a secret society if it’s half the population.
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Having friends who aren’t chronically online is wild because one of them got another a figurine in a jar as a gag gift and was completely unaware of the *implication*
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Hope everyone back home in Newcastle has a safe night. Enjoy yourselves, folks! I won’t pretend I follow football but I love how much joy it brings you. Sport can be absolutely magical and tonight is one of those times. Also can everyone pray for my Dad’s liver x
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Announcing you’re scrapping the Manchester stretch of HS2 from a converted train station IN Manchester is comic book level villainy. It’s like repealing gay marriage from Canal Street or introducing harsher drug laws from Piccadilly Gardens.
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I spent the majority of my 20s working freelance gigs and zero hour contracts. For the past 6 months I’ve had a bog standard Mon-Fri office job. Genuine question: does the existential horror of working for 5/7ths of your life, endlessly, ever get easier to deal with?
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Thankful to have something that pays the bills and provides stability. But this is fucked.
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