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A Victorian Pug in a modern world - Opinions are all my own & I'm not afraid to voice them.

Cuthbert Hall
Joined October 2015
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Uncle Cuthbert retweeted
I have sad news furpals, brofur Teddie went over the rainbow bridge yesterday. Here’s how I remember him, the best big brofur anyone could have. I miss him desperately, Bruno
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Uncle Cuthbert retweeted
Here it comes, Gaberdine Angus, rare fillet steak, going in. Mmmmmmm Merry Easter!
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Ted here, I’m tweeting this old video to remind dad there’s some black pudding in the fridge… wink, wink. 😉 If any of our overseas followers aren’t familiar with black pudding, put simply it’s food of the Gods! ⁦@buryblackpudco⁩
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We all have something to contribute to society.
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⚠️FIREWORKS SAFETY NOTICE⚠️If anyone is thinking of buying fireworks today, please consider donating to an animal rescue instead. If you simply must have fireworks, remember to hold them tightly between your buttocks when letting them off, it helps deaden the noise.
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If anyone asks, you ain’t seen this, right. Nobody likes a snitch, keep schtum… 🤫
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As the Colonel’s catchphrase goes “It’s finger lickin’ good!” But what if you ain’t got no fingers? Ted
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Come on you lucky people! Here in the UK the shelves are empty, tomatoes are rare as hen’s teeth. Let’s start the bidding at £20 of Pets@Home vouchers, no silly offers, I know what I’ve got here! 🍅🍅🍅🍅
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#NewProfilePic let’s see how long I can get away with having just my photo as the avi, before Bruno notices.
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Uncle Cuthbert retweeted
What's this going on outside? Sadie is content to be an indoor cat with her tush on the radiator #CatsOfTwitter #snow
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What if you opened your eyes first thing in the morning to find me, inches away from your face. What would your reaction be?
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Ted here, in this old photo I’m on a dog’s bed in the bedroom, Mum must have been changing the duvet, there’s no other explanation for it. 🛏 💤
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What’s happening? I’m busy barking at the world’s most pathetic snowman. The neighbours kids really need to up their game, it’s just a ball wiv twigs sticking out!
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Hello Alfie’s and my Twitter family. Bear and Gracie here. Just wanting to wish you all a Happy New Year! Hope it’s a better one for us all. Happy New Years Eve to you too stay safe love to you all Gracie and Bear! ❤️❤️
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS 🎉🥂🍾 have fun, stay safe. Thank you all for your friendship in 2022...c u in 2023!😘👍 #NewYearsEve #NewYear #pug #puglife #pugs #pugsoftwitter #dogsoftwitter #tripawd #NewYearsEveParty #partytime #Celebrate #tuxedo
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Opinionated Ted here, letting a dog lick your face is absolutely disgusting! You humans put soap , face cream and all sorts of crap on those fleshy face buttocks. Kindly wash it first, you dirty, soapy buggers!
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Look furpals, we’ve got a visitor, our lovely twitter pal Lanny! They’ll be plenty more photos to come, must go, here comes the cake!
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Fetch the popcorn, find your seat, settle down and enjoy the movie 🍿🍿🍿 IT’S MY GOTCHA DAY!
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Sometimes we like nothing better than a relaxing spot of cloud gazing. “Oh yes young Bruno, isn’t Mother Nature marvellous!!
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Of course I would like to be at the match today, but I’ve been banned from all England matches since my pitch invasion in 1966. Come on ladies, stuff the fräuleins!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🇩🇪
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