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Uncle Rabbani

@UncleRabbani

Busy being an uncle-type. Desi. Opinionate. Indo-centric. Islamic without too much fiqh. Muslim but not too slim.

 Toronto
Joined February 2013
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CBT: Chappal Behaviour Therapy
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#MotaFiqh is overeating with deep thinking.
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What is showing up early called? #GPT: Gora People Time.
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Motaphysics: I eat therefore I am. Reality: Allah is. Therefore, I am--by Him.
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If you don’t do exercise you become extra size. # UncleRabbani
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If you don’t do exercise you become extra size. # UncleRabbani
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#UncleIdeas: The origin of mansaf was stubborn, stray sheep. The shepherds got fed up, so they just slaughtered them, and made mansaf.
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Not all haraka is baraka. (Haraka: action/movement.)
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What if the forbidden tree in Paradise was of Paan? #unclethought
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I’m not a holy man. Just a holey man: full of holes.
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Why are Molvis fat? An #UncleMolvi answer: Allah wanted to remove the impression that if you make your child a hafiz or alim, they’d go bhooka (hungry).”
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“Beta, I have this unusual ability to do ijtihad once in a while. Seriously.” #UncleBitter (Don’t.)
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“No black belt can save you from your wife’s chappal.” #BlackBeltUncle
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“I try to be a Sufi... But it isn’t easy!” #YoungSomaliCanadianUncle
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"Why is it about black and white? #BrownLivesMatter" #DesiUncle trying to get heard. Shush, Uncle. #BlackLivesMatter
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The older uncle’s grow, the more uncle they grow.
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Arey! RT @UncleRabbani: Should something eaten with #metaphysical awareness led to #motaphysical growth? (Mota = fat)
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#Ramadan not #Ramadine. And if you’re not careful, it’ll be #Ramadone. Mubarak all the same. More happy. Less angry. More dhikr. Less bicker. More Allah’s Book. Less... Facebook.
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“If the cure is worse than the problem, it’s not worth it,” #UncleAtSeekers quoting @realDonaldTrump in the context of #Ramadan plans — while totally disagreeing with the President.
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“When I want to be nice, it goes against me.” - a grumpy uncle. (Be nice anyways.)
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